Ist dir das schonmal aufgefallen? Alle Menschen die langsamer gehen als man selbst, sind Idioten. Alle die schneller gehen, sind verrückt.
Die Ansicht, dass Whisky beim Altern besser wird, stimmt. Je älter ich werde, desto lieber mag ich ihn.
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals.
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done.
After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn't find him, he's going to use both eyes.
