Zitate und Sprüche von Ron Weasley
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Ron: "Wer bist du und was hast du mit Hermine gemacht?"Hermione: "I mean, it's sort of exciting isn't it? Breaking the rules."
Ron: "Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?"
Ron: "Was ist das, eine Krankheit?"Hermione: "We didn't hear stories like that when we were little, we heard 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves' and 'Cinderella'..."
Ron: "What's that? An illness?"
"In Ordnung", sagte Ron, "ich lass es dich nie wieder sehen", ergänzte er leise."Ron!", she said furiously. "Don't you ever let me see you throwing knives again!"
"I won't," said Ron, "let you see," he added under his breath, as he turned back to the sprout mountain.
"Ron, um Himmels willen", sagte Hermine, halb streng, halb belustigt. "Hetz sie doch nicht gegeneinander auf, noch ehe sie mit der Schule angefangen haben!"
"Du hast Recht, tut mir leid", sagte Ron, konnte es sich jedoch nicht verkneifen, hinzuzufügen: "Sieh aber zu, dass du dich nicht allzu sehr mit ihm anfreundest, Rosie. Großpapa Weasley würde es dir nie verzeihen, wenn du einen Reinblüter heiraten würdest.""So that's little Scorpius," said Ron under his breath. "Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank God you inherited your mother's brains."
"Ron, for heaven's sake," said Hermione, half-stern, half-amused. "Don't try to turn them against each other before they've even started school!"
"You're right, sorry," said Ron, but unable to help himself he added, "don't get too friendy with him, though, Rosi. Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pure-blood."
Ron: "Glauben Sie mir eins, Professor, diese Frage stelle ich mir bereits seit sechs Jahren."McGonagall: "Why is it, when something bad happens, it's always you three?"
Ron: "Believe me, professor, I've been asking myself the exact same thing for the past six years."
Ron: "Was, glaubst du, soll Harry damit anfangen - den Boden fegen?"Hermione: "I don't think anyone should ride that broom just yet!"
Ron: "What d'you think Harry's going to do with it - sweep the floor?"
"Nein, allerdings nicht", sagte Hermine und zog Rons Aufsatz zu sich her. "Und 'Orakel' fängt auch nicht mit O-R-G an. Was benutzt du da eigentlich für eine Feder?"
"Eine von den Rechtschreibcheckern von Fred und George... aber ich glaube, der Zauber lässt so langsam nach.""How do you spell 'belligerent'?" said Ron, shaking his quill very hard while staring at his parchment. "It can't be B-U-M-"
"No, it isn't," said Hermione, pulling Ron's essay toward her. "And 'augury' doesn't begin O-R-G either. What kind of quill are you using?"
"It's one of Fred and George's Spell-Check ones, but I think the charm must be wearing off."
Ron: "Dieser Bericht wird die Welt verändern."Percy: "We're trying to standardise cauldron thickness. Some of these foreign imports are just a shade too thin - leakages have been increasing at a rate of almost three per cent a year -"
Ron: "That'll change the world, that report will."
Heiler: "Aber die unansehnlichen Male auf Eurem Antlitz junger Herr..."
Ron: "Das sind Sommersprossen!"Ron: "I have not got spattergroit!"
Healer: "But the unsightly blemishes upon your visage, young master -"
Ron: "They're freckles!"
Ron: "Also nur du."Hermione: "Everyone knows. Well, everyone who has read 'Hogwarts: A History'."
Ron: "Just you, then."
Ron: "Mach dir nicht die Mühe, das hier mehr werden zu lassen. Es ist widerlich."Hermione: "It's impossible to make good food out of nothing! You can summon it if you know where it is, you can transform it, you can increase the quantity if you've already got some -"
Ron: "- well, don't bother increasing this, it's disgusting."
"Tot", sagte Hagrid düster. "Zu viel Salat."
"O nein!", sagte Ron mit zuckenden Lippen."Er - how are the flobberworms?"
"Dead," said Hagrid gloomily. "Too much lettuce."
"Oh no!" said Ron, his lip twitching.
"Was wäre er für dich gewesen?", sagte Ron glucksend. "Eine Hausaufgabe, für die du nur neun von zehn möglichen Punkten bekommen hättest?""What would it have been for you?" said Ron sniggering. "A piece of homework that got nine out of ten?"
"Dann wirf ihn weg und hau Malfoy eins auf die Nase.", schlug Ron vor."And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?"
"Throw it away and punch him on the nose," Ron suggested.
Ron ließ ein falsches Hüsteln hören, das merkwürdigerweise wie "Lockhart!" klang."Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!" said Hermione indignantly.
Ron gave a loud false cough, which sounded oddly like "Lockhart!"
Hermine: "Ich versuche nur zu entscheiden, welche wir mitnehmen wenn wir nach den Horkruxen suchen."
Ron: "Oh, natürlich. Ich hab ja ganz vergessen, dass wir Voldemort aus fahrenden Bibliothek heraus zur Strecke bringen."Ron: "What are we doing with all these books, anyway?"
Hermine: "Just trying to decide which ones to take with us when we're looking for the Horcruxes."
Ron: "Oh, of course. I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library."
Harry: "So'n Quatsch, er ist doch erst... wie alt?"
Ron: "150? So was in der Größenordnung."Hermione: "There's been a lot of talk recently that Dumbledore got a bit old."
Harry: "Rubbish! Well, he's only... what is he?"
Ron: "150? Give or take a few years."
Ron: "Du solltest mal dein Inneres Auge untersuchen lassen, wenn du mich fragst."Harry: "You're going to have 'trials and suffering' - sorry about that - but there's a thing that could be the sun... hang on... that means 'great happiness'... so you're going to suffer but be very happy."
Ron: "You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me."
"Ach ja, ich wollte im Bett noch ein wenig lesen und hab's mir ausgeliehen," sagte Ron, wenn auch recht leise."Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica?"
"Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading," said Ron, but very quietly.
Ron: "Könnte alles Mögliche gewesen sein. Vielleicht hatte er den dreißigsten ZAG geschafft oder einen Lehrer vor einem Riesenkraken gerettet. Vielleicht hat er Myrte umgebracht, da hätte er allen einen Gefallen getan."Harry: "I wouldn't mind knowing how Riddle got an award for special services to Hogwarts either."
Ron: "Could've been anything. Maybe he got thirty O.W.L.s or saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Myrtle; that would've done everyone a favor."
"Ich brauch keine Hilfe", flüsterte Ron. "Ist doch klar, was das bedeutet. Heute Nacht wird's ziemlich neblig.""Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
"I don't need help," Ron whispered. "It’s obvious what this means. There’s going to be loads of fog tonight."
"Ähm - soll ich ne Tasse Tee machen?"Hagrid howled still more loudly. Harry and Hemione looked at Ron to help them.
"Er - shall I make a cup of tea? It's what my mum does whenever someone's upset."
"Und das ist das zweite Mal, dass wir dir heute Nacht das Leben gerettet haben, du falsches Schwein!", schrie Ron.Harry stunned the Death Eater as they passed. Malfoy looked around, beaming, for his savior, and Ron punched him from under the cloak. Malfoy fell backward on top of the Death Eater, his mouth bleeding, utterly bemused.
"And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!" Ron yelled.
"The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," said Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother", said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?"
"Nein", stimmte Ron ihr zu. "Ein brutaler Dreifachmord durch die Mutter des Bräutigams würde der Hochzeit einen kleinen Dämpfer verpassen.""All the same, we should get to bed," whispered Hermione. "It wouldn't do to oversleep tomorrow."
"No," agreed Ron. "A brutal triple murder by the bridegroom's mother might put a bit of a damper on the wedding."
"Sag, dass du krank bist", meinte Ron.
"Tu so, als ob du dir das Bein gebrochen hättest", schlug Hermine vor.
"Brich dir das Bein wirklich", sagte Ron."Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron.
Ron: "Wenn du sagst, ihr hättet viele Gemeinsamkeiten, heißt das, er lebt auch in einem Abflussrohr?"Myrtle: "We had lots in common... I'm sure he felt it..."
Ron: "When you say you had lots in common, d'you mean he lives in an S-bend too?"
"Nein", sagte Hermine so würdevoll, wie es mit einem Mund voll Rosenkohl gerade noch ging."Er - is this the new stand on elf rights?" said Ron. "You're going to make yourself puke instead?"
"No," said Hermione, with as much dignity as she could muster with her mouth bulging with sprouts.
"Ich bin zu dem Schluss gekommen, dass es bessere Wege gibt, für die Elfenrechte einzutreten", sagte Hermine und reckte das Kinn.
"Sicher... und außerdem hattest du Hunger", erwiderte Ron grinsend."You're eating again, I notice," said Ron, watching Hermione add liberal amounts of jam to her buttered toast.
"I've decided there are better ways of making a stand about elf rights," said Hermione haughtily.
"Yeah... and you were hungry," said Ron, grinning.
Ron: "Du wärst sozusagen ein ganz hochprozentiger Geist."Harry: "If I dropped dead every time that old bat said I would, I'd be a medical miracle."
Ron: "You'd be some sort of extra-concentrated ghost."
"Freigelassen", sagte Ron. "Hermine wollte ihn unbedingt als Kuscheltier behalten."Neville laughed gleefully. "What did you do with the dragon?"
"Released it into the wild," said Ron. "Hermione was all for keeping it as a pet."
Ron: "Gefallen? Ich glaube, er würde gar nicht mehr nach Hause kommen, wenn Dad es nicht verlangen würde. Er ist wie besessen. Frag ihn ja nicht nach seinem Chef. 'Mr Crouch sagt dieses'... 'Mr Crouch sagt jenes'… 'wie ich immer zu Mr Crouch sage'… 'Mr Crouch ist der Meinung'… 'Mr Crouch hat mich beauftragt'… bald geben sie noch ihre Verlobung bekannt."Harry: "Percy's enjoying work, then?"
Ron: "Enjoying it? I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr Crouch'... 'as I was saying to Mr Crouch'... 'Mr Crouch is of the opinion'... 'Mr Crouch was telling'... they'll be announcing their engagement any day now."
"So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking."
Ron: "Na toll. Ich geh und hol eins von den antiken Schwertern aus Koboldhand, die wir sonst noch haben, und du kannst es als Geschenk einpacken."Hermione: "We need to offer him something else, something just as valuable."
Ron: "Brilliant. I'll go and get one of our other ancient goblin-made swords and you can gift-wrap it."
"Das heißt nicht viel, wenn man bedenkt, dass Sie ja schon tot sind", bemerkte Ron.Nearly Headless Nick: "I would rather die than betray his trust."
"That's not saying much, seeing as you're already dead," Ron observed.
"Wir hatten keinen Hunger", sagte Ron laut, um ein gewaltiges Knurren seines Magens zu übertönen."I didn't think ghosts provided food fit for living people at their parties."
"We weren't hungry," said Ron loudly as his stomach gave a huge rumble.
"Don't let it worry you," said Ron. "It's me. I'm extremely famous."
Harry: "I can't do that either."
Albus: "What? Dad? She's dangerous."
Harry: "No, Albus."
Albus: "But she's a murderer- I've seen her murder-"
Harry: "Yes, Albus, she's a murdurer, and we're not."
Hermione: "We have to be better than them."
Ron: "Yeah, it's annoying but it's what we learnt."
"Kann ich Uranus auch mal sehen, Lavender?", fragte Ron."It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart.
"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron.
"Im Mai geborene Hexen heiraten Muggel."
"Zauberst du während der Dämmerung, schert sich Mitternacht keiner mehr drum."
"Zauberstab vom Elderbaum kannst du nie und nimmer trau'n."
Die Sprüche habt ihr sicher schon mal gehört. Meine Mum ist da unerschöpflich.One of those superstitions, isn't it?
"May-born witches will marry Muggles."
"Jinx by twilight, undone by midnight."
"Wand of elder, never prosper."
You must've heard them. My mum's full of them.
Zitate und Sprüche über Ron Weasley
Hermine: "Dein Gefühlsreichtum passt ja auch auf einen Teelöffel."Ron: "One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode."
Hermione: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!"
Ron: "Na ja, was soll ich denn sonst sagen?"
Hermine: "Oh, ich weiß nicht! Kram doch mal in deinem Oberstübchen, Ron, das dürfte nur ein paar Sekunden dauern."Hermione: "You think it's all going to be all right if you just say sorry?"
Ron: "Well, what else can I say?"
Hermione: "Oh, I don't know! Rack your brains, Ron, that should only take a couple of seconds."
Hermine: "Ich bin immer sauer auf ihn."Harry: "You're not still mad at him, are you?"
Hermione: "I'm always mad at him."
Ginny: "Tja, du warst offenbar zu beschäftigt, um ihn einen Trottel zu nennen und ich dachte, irgendjemand sollte."Harry: "And Ginny, don't call Ron a prat, you're not the Captain of this team."
Ginny: "Well, you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should."
"Ein Telefon, Ron," sagte Hermine. "Ehrlich mal, du solltest nächstes Jahr Muggelkunde belegen.""I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now."
"A telephone, Ron," said Hermione. "Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year."
"Autsch - au - hör auf! Was zum –? Hermine - AUA!"
"Du - komplettes - Arschloch - Ronald - Weasley!"
Sie unterstrich jedes Wort mit einem Schlag: Ron wich zurück und hielt schützend die Hände über den Kopf, während Hermine vorrückte.Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.
"Ouch - ow - gerroff! What the -? Hermione - OW!"
"You - complete - arse - Ronald - Weasley!"
She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced.
"Und was sind wir? Nachbarn von nebenan?""You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"
Schützt ja keinen einz'gen Ring,
So singen wir von Slytherin:
Weasley ist unser King.
Weasley ist dumm wie 'n Plumpudding,
Lässt jeden Quaffel durch den Ring.
Weasley sorgt für unsern Gewinn,
Weasley ist unser King.Weasley cannot save a thing,
He cannot block a single ring,
That’s why Slytherins all sing:
Weasley is our King.
Weasley was born in a bin
He always lets the Quaffle in
Weasley will make sure we win
Weasley is our King.
Fred und George: "Fünf Galleonen."
Ron: "Wie viel für mich?"
Fred and George: "Fünf Galleonen."
Ron: "Ich bin euer Bruder!"
Fred and George: "Zehn Galleonen."Ron: "How much is this?"
Fred and George: "Five Galleons."
Ron: "How much for me?"
Fred and George: "Five Galleons."
Ron: "I'm your brother!"
Fred and George: "Ten Galleons."