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Oh, I love your religion... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

American Dad - Staffel 5 Episode 9

Christentum Zitate über Harry Potter

In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.

American Dad - Staffel 12 Episode 22

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Widerstand gegen die Wissenschaft ist idiotisch.

The resistance to science is idiotic.

Seth MacFarlane

Wissenschaft

Ich kann kaum glauben, dass ich die Oscar-Verleihung moderiere. Es ist mir eine Ehre, dass es niemand anderes machen wollte.

I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.

Seth MacFarlane

Oscars

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

Seth MacFarlane

I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.

Seth MacFarlane

'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.

Seth MacFarlane

Meine Güte, du bist doch Amerikaner. Denk doch nicht über die Konsequenzen nach. Spreng was in die Luft!

Stan Smith in American Dad

USA

Waffen töten keine Menschen, Menschen töten Menschen! Waffen beschützen Menschen vor Menschen mit kleineren Waffen.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

Stan Smith in American Dad - Staffel 1 Episode 14

Waffen Waffenlobby

There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

Klaus Heisler in American Dad

Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar... that's gonna cost me $7!

Stan Smith in American Dad - Staffel 10 Episode 11

A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?

Francine Smith in American Dad - Staffel 10 Episode 14

Stan, we can't have a grown woman acting like a child in our house. This ain't no Disney Channel.

Francine Smith in American Dad - Staffel 11 Episode 3

Roger: "I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird shit."
Steve: "Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?"
Roger: "I'm a Taco Bell man."

Stan Smith in American Dad - Staffel 11 Episode 15

Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.

Stan Smith in American Dad

When I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.

Stan Smith in American Dad - Staffel 11 Episode 20

I’m gonna go hit the sack, and then probably go to bed.

Steve Smith in American Dad

Wer glaubt, ein Christ zu sein, weil er die Kirche besucht, irrt sich. Man wird ja auch kein Auto, wenn man in eine Garage geht.

Albert Schweitzer

Glaube Christentum Kirche

Wer in Glaubenssachen den Verstand befragt, kriegt unchristliche Antworten.

Wilhelm Busch

Glaube Christentum

Christen, die beten, sind wie Säulen, die das Dach der Welt tragen.

Martin Luther

Christentum Beten Buß- und Bettag

Wenn ich 80 Jahre alt bin und in meinem Schaukelstuhl sitze, werde ich Harry Potter lesen. Und wenn meine Familie mich fragt, "nach all dieser Zeit?", werde ich antworten: "Immer."

When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, "After all this time?" And I will say: "Always."

Alan Rickman (Darsteller von Severus Snape)

Zitate über Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling hat sieben Horcruxe erschaffen. Sie hat Teile ihrer Seele in jedes Buch gesteckt und jetzt leben ihre Bücher für immer.

J.K. Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever.

Stephen King - über Harry Potter

Joanne K. Rowling Zitate über Harry Potter

Vielleicht ist Harry Potter real und du bist es nicht.

Maybe Harry Potter is real and you're not.

John Green (Schriftsteller)

Zitate über Harry Potter

Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world, because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!

Stan Smith in American Dad

Bill Gates

I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.

Stan Smith in American Dad

Ah, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.

Stan Smith in American Dad

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