Zitate von Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

Ich habe seit Jahren nicht mit meiner Frau gesprochen. Ich wollte sie nicht unterbrechen.