Zitate und Sprüche von Rocko

Ash: "He hasn't come up against somebody like me."
Misty: "He's getting a big head."
Brock: "Yeah, but his brain's still the same size."

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same.

When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.

Know yourself, know your adversary, and you hold the key to victory.

It's more important to master the cards you're holding than to complain about the ones your opponent was dealt.

Oha! Somebody has chosen the wrong Pokemon.

It's magic that brought us together. And that magic is called hope.

I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life.

There's no sense in going out of your way, just to get somebody to like you.

Choose it or lose it!

You see, sometimes friends have to go away, but a part of them stays behind with you.

Don't you know that love is the most important thing in the whole world?

That's okay, Brock. You'll find lots of other girls to reject you!

Hehe! This arena is full of women.

The Pokémon don't exactly tell you what makes them happy, and I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing. Well, most humans won't say it to your face either.

Misty: "I know it seems boring but if we're really quiet, maybe it will only take another hour."
Ash: "As long as you're quiet, I don't care if we're here for another two hours."

James: "You'll never believe what I just found."
Jessie: "What, your brain?"

The Pokémon trainer's judgement is more important than anything else and unfortunately for you, the trainer has to have some brain.

"We have to remain standards."
"I don't know about this school of yours, but if it's turning out students like you I'd have to say the standards are pretty low."

Misty: "Don't rush me, Ash, I just have to think!"
Ash: "Well, this is gonna be a brand new experience for you."

Gary: "Even your Pikachu feels sorry for you, Ash. I've never seen anyone so pathetic."
Misty: "Have you tried a mirror?"

Ash: "What are you talking about, Brock? I don't see any beautiful girl."
Misty: "Just turn around!"
Ash: "Misty, please, only one of us can hallucinate at a time."

Those guys aren't hitters. I've seen better swings on a playground.

Misty: "At least you're right about the pretty part. Thanks for the compliment!"
James: "The girl thinks she's pretty."
Jessie: "I agree with her, I think she's pretty too... pretty pathetic!"

Misty: "Ash, put that slimy thing back in the Pokéball. Bugs are one of the three most disgusting things in the world."
Ash: "Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things?"

We're Team Star, kid. We burn too bright to even look at directly!

There's a Pokémon in that forest, it's a bad one. It's called Zoroark. That Pokémon was supposedly mistreated by humans. It lost everything and became something else.

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time.

A wildfire destroys everything in its path. It will be the same with your powers unless you learn to control them.

The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

You take the sourest lemon that life has to offer and turn it into something resembling lemonade.

Anyone who believes that project managers manage projects believes that pharmacists farm.

If you have peanut allergy your life so sad. You go to Asia, you eat egg-fried-rice - it's like russian roulette.

Where you learn how to make rice? Some white people cooking school?

Life-hack #387:
Rice doesn't clump when you cook the grains individually.

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.