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Zitat von Rita Rudner

Manche Menschen glauben, dass Frauen mit großen Brüsten dumm sind. Tatsächlich ist es anders herum: Frauen mit großen Brüsten machen Männer dumm.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

Sex, Männer & Frauen
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Zitat von Rita Rudner

Um Männer anzulocken, trage ich ein Parfum namens 'Neuwagen'.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

Männer
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Zitat von Rita Rudner

Ich liebe es, verheiratet zu sein. Es ist toll wenn man diese eine Person findet, der man das restliche Leben auf die Nerven gehen kann.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Hochzeit/Ehe, Beziehungen
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Zitat von Rita Rudner

I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.

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