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You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV?

Morty: "Rick, can we not leave without my sister?"
Rick: "Ugh. You have infinite sisters, Morty. Not that I want to spend the rest of my day looking for another one. Sum-Sum, let's go! Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting."

Jessica: "I miss you."
Morty: "You miss the old me. You miss someone that loved you so much, you never had to love him back."

Rick: "If it's all the same, could we still get our stories straight? Because you're a terrible liar."
Jerry: "You called me a master convincer!"
Rick: "You believed me?"

So you're half cold, unfeeling reptile, half also cold, equally unfeeling machine? Wow, so your origin is what? You fell into a vat of redundancy?

A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2 and it breaks the front page of Reddit. But I'm Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad.

Morty, he's not gonna donate. You're pitching the police men's ball to a black teenager here.

There's no such thing as a bad idea, Morty. It's about execution.

Rick: "F*ck you, Summer! And f the government. And f*ck me for letting my car down, which I will never do again."
Morty: "Jeez, Rick. You can't say f*ck you to your grand-daughter!"
Rick: "I just did, Morty. Here's dessert: F*ck you!"

You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty? You know what those guys do in their fancy boardrooms? They take their balls and they dip them in cocaine and wipe them all over each other.

Jerry: "Well, traditionally, science faires are a father-son thing."
Rick: "Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing."

You're not gonna believe this because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake!

Listen, Morty. I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'Love' is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades.

Jerry: "I wish that shotgun was my p-nis."
Beth: "If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway."

Sometimes science is more art than science.

Beth: "Do you want homeless people to have homes?"
Jerry: "Yes."
Beth: "Are you gonna build them?"
Jerry: "No."
Beth: "Then what good was the 'yes'?"

Jerry: "You don't, by any chance, have some sort of crazy science thing you could wrap up, that might help make this dog a little smarter?"
Rick: "I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread."

I thought I was the inventor, but the greatest invention of all is the free gift of eternal life.

Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring!

You're like Hitler! But even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

Jerry: "Why Florida?"
Cat: "Because they don't ask questions. They play Volleyball, they party and they have fun."