Eric: "Du steigst morgen ein, oder mein Fuß steigt in deinen Arsch!"
Red: "Ich bin noch nie so stolz gewesen. Es ist, wie dir bei deinem ersten Home Run zuzusehen... den du nie geschafft hast."
Eric: "Oh, you're getting in that car or my foot is getting in your ass!"
Red: "I have never been prouder. It's like watching you hit your first home run... if you had ever done that."
Ah, Teenager! Ich fühle mit dir, Sohn. Aber andererseits - man, macht das Spaß!
Ah, teenagers! I feel for you, son. But, on the other hand - payback's a b-tch!
TeenagerRed Forman in That '90s Show, Staffel 1 Episode 1Ich wette, du bist ein Wirbelwind auf dem Basketballfeld. Ich höre, von deiner Mom hast du die Technik und von deinem Dad... den Nachnamen.
Why, I bet you're a holy terror on the basketball court. I hear you got your mom's jump shot and your dad's... last name.
Red Forman in That '90s Show, Staffel 1 Episode 1Red: "It's gonna be a long day."
Bob: "Hey there, hi there, ho there!"
Red: "Aaand it just got longer."
Das ist eine sehr gute Einstellung. Denn wenn man ohne Ausnahme hinter seinen Kindern steht, ist es einfacher... ihnen mit dem Fuß in den Arsch zu treten.
That is a great idea. Because when you stand behind your kids, it's easier... to put your foot in their a-s.
Red Forman in That '90s Show, Staffel 1 Episode 1Kitty: "I have to make a shopping list. The kids are gonna want snacks."
Red: "Don't feed them, Kitty! That's how it started the first time."
If they go in my room, my foot goes in their a-s!
Red Forman in That '90s Show, Staffel 1Red: "Get out!"
Kitty: "We never lock the sliding door."
Red: "We do now."
