Zitate und Sprüche von Rebecca Welton

Rebecca: "So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun."
Ted: "You spoke to God?!"
Rebecca: "No, the newspaper."

George: "I love what you done with the place. Did you do it yourself, or did you get some pouf to help ya?"
Rebecca: "I could ask the same of your hair."

When it comes to locker rooms, I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits: I only wanna see 'em in one piece.

Early drinkin’ means quick drunken.

Hey, takin' on a challenge is a lot like ridin' a horse. If you're comfortable while you're doin' it, you're probably doin' it wrong.

That right there, that's a scone. Tastes like a muffin except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.

Ties and no playoffs? Why do you even do this?

"How do you take your tea?"
Ted: "Well, normally right back to the counter because there's been a terrible mistake."

You know what the happiest animal in the world is? It's a goldfish. It's got a 10 second memory. Be a goldfish!

I think I literally have a better understanding of who killed Kennedy than what is offside.

Will you explain to me how that was offside? No, I'm asking you, seriously. Explain offside to me! It makes no sense.

You know, I always thought that tea was going to taste like hot brown water, and you know what? I was right. It's horrible.

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.