Das einzige, was hier wirklich arbeitet, ist Dustys scheiß Insulinpumpe!
The only thing doing any real work around here is Dusty's insulin pump.
Randall Crawford in Paradise PD, Staffel 1 Episode 1Randall: "Alright Kevin, pull your pants down!"
Kevin: "Dad, why?"
Randall: "We're gonna rub our dicks together and make a fire."
Kevin: "Dad, you rub sticks together!"
Randall: "Oh. Well, I guess I was molested as a child then."
Fitz: "Chief, wo is'n der Bomben Roboter?"
Randall: "Viel zu teuer. Wir gehen unter eine Brücke, rekrutieren 'nen Penner und schicken den dann vor."
Fitz: "Where's the bomb-defusing robot?"
Randall: "Too expensive. We just go under a bridge, deputize a hobo, and send him in there."
Randall: "Hattest du nicht gesagt, er wäre Doktor?"
Dinkle: "Zahnärzte sind Doktoren!"
Randall: "Ja, und Vögel sind Bücher. Was für ein Loser."
Randall: "I thought you said he was a doctor?"
Dinkle: "Dentists are doctors!"
Randall: "Yeah, and birds are books. What a loser."
Kevin: "I failed you, dad. I should hand in my badge - and my crossing guard uniform."
Randall: "Kevin. Why the hell would I want those!?"
Randall: "Weißt du, wie viel Schaden du in der Videothek angerichtet hast?"
Kevin: "Neun Dollar?"
Randall: "Nein, Elf."
Randall: "Do you know how much damage you did to that video store?"
Kevin: "Nine dollars?"
Randall: "Eleven."
