Zitate und Sprüche von Randall Crawford

Das einzige, was hier wirklich arbeitet, ist Dustys scheiß Insulinpumpe!

The only thing doing any real work around here is Dusty's insulin pump.

Paradise PD - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Randall: "Alright Kevin, pull your pants down!"
Kevin: "Dad, why?"
Randall: "We're gonna rub our dicks together and make a fire."
Kevin: "Dad, you rub sticks together!"
Randall: "Oh. Well, I guess I was molested as a child then."

Paradise PD

Fitz: "Chief, wo is'n der Bomben Roboter?"
Randall: "Viel zu teuer. Wir gehen unter eine Brücke, rekrutieren 'nen Penner und schicken den dann vor."

Fitz: "Where's the bomb-defusing robot?"
Randall: "Too expensive. We just go under a bridge, deputize a hobo, and send him in there."

Paradise PD - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Randall: "Hattest du nicht gesagt, er wäre Doktor?"
Dinkle: "Zahnärzte sind Doktoren!"
Randall: "Ja, und Vögel sind Bücher. Was für ein Loser."

Randall: "I thought you said he was a doctor?"
Dinkle: "Dentists are doctors!"
Randall: "Yeah, and birds are books. What a loser."

Paradise PD - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Zahnärzte

Kevin: "I failed you, dad. I should hand in my badge - and my crossing guard uniform."
Randall: "Kevin. Why the hell would I want those!?"

Paradise PD - Staffel 1 Episode 2

Randall: "Weißt du, wie viel Schaden du in der Videothek angerichtet hast?"
Kevin: "Neun Dollar?"
Randall: "Nein, Elf."

Randall: "Do you know how much damage you did to that video store?"
Kevin: "Nine dollars?"
Randall: "Eleven."

Paradise PD - Staffel 1 Episode 1