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Sieh nur wie majestätisch du durch die Luft segelst. Wie ein Adler... ein fetter Adler.

Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

GLaDOS

Bleib ganz ruhig. Aber wenn du doch beunruhigt bist, dann bleib dabei. Das ist die angemessene Reaktion auf die Möglichkeit eines Hirnschadens.

Don't be alarmed. Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling. Because that is the proper reaction being told, that you got brain damage.

Wheatley

All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

Cave Johnson

Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said, "Goodbye" and you were like "nooo waaay!" and I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you". That was great.

GLaDOS

We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.

Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.

GLaDOS

Science isn't about "why", it's about "why not".

Cave Johnson

Wissenschaft

Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.

GLaDOS

In fact, you did so well I'm going to note this on your file in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here.

GLaDOS

Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

GLaDOS

Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.

GLaDOS

Science has validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.

GLaDOS

It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it. Hero!

GLaDOS

I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being-alive club.

GLaDOS

If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.

GLaDOS

Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.

GLaDOS

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with homo-sapien DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.

Cave Johnson

It's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.

Wheatley

I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

GLaDOS

We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you.

GLaDOS

I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.

GLaDOS

You euthanized your faithful companion cube faster than any test subject on record. Congratulations!

GLaDOS

You will be baked, and then there will be cake!

GLaDOS

I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.

GLaDOS

I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down.

Cave Johnson

Der Kuchen ist eine Lüge.

The cake is a lie.

Doug Rattmann

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Die Wissenschaft zeigt uns, was da draußen geschieht. Aber nicht, was in uns drinnen passiert.

Life of Pi

Wissenschaft

Dass ich erkenne, was die Welt
Im Innersten zusammenhält.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe in Faust

Wissenschaft

Es gibt nur eine bewusstseinserweiternde Droge, die mir Spaß macht und die nennt sich Wissenschaft!

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Staffel 5 Episode 23

Wissenschaft

Wissenschaft ohne Religion ist langweilig. Religion ohne Wissenschaft ist blind.

Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.

Albert Einstein

Religion Wissenschaft

Das Schönste, was wir erleben können, ist das Geheimnisvolle. Es ist das Grundgefühl, das an der Wiege von wahrer Kunst und Wissenschaft steht. Wer es nicht kennt und sich nicht mehr wundern, nicht mehr staunen kann, der ist so gut wie tot und seine Augen erloschen.

The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are dimmed.

Albert Einstein in Mein Weltbild

Kunst Wissenschaft

Wissenschaft ist nur dann erwünscht, wenn sie uns in den Kram passt. Wird es unbequem, ignoriert unsere Spezies sie nur allzu gerne.

Luna Darko in Myko. Gedanken in der Nacht

Wissenschaft

Der traurigste Aspekt des Lebens derzeit ist, dass die Wissenschaft schneller Wissen sammelt, als die Gesellschaft Weisheit.

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

Isaac Asimov

Wissen Gesellschaft Wissenschaft Weisheit

Wir wissen immer noch nicht ein tausendstel eines Prozents von dem, was die Natur für uns bereit hält.

We still do not know one thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us.

Albert Einstein

Natur & Umwelt Wissenschaft

Seit die Mathematiker über die Relativitätstheorie hergefallen sind, verstehe ich sie selbst nicht mehr.

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself anymore.

Albert Einstein

Mathematik Wissenschaft

Es zeichnet einen gebildeten Geist aus, sich mit jenem Grad an Genauigkeit zufrieden zu geben, den die Natur der Dinge zulässt.

Aristoteles

Geist Wissenschaft

Das, wobei unsere Berechnungen versagen, nennen wir Zufall.

Albert Einstein

Zufall Wissenschaft

Der erste Schluck aus dem Glas der Naturwissenschaften verwandelt dich in einen Atheisten, doch am Boden des Glases wartet Gott auf dich.

The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.

Werner Heisenberg

Wissenschaft Atheismus

Faith and science, I have learned, are two sides of the same coin, separated by an expanse so small, but wide enough that one side can't see the other. They don't know they are connected.

Mary E. Pearson in The Jenna Fox Chronicles - The Adoration of Jenna Fox

Glaube Wissenschaft

Sollen sich auch alle schämen, die gedankenlos sich der Wunder der Wissenschaft und Technik bedienen, und nicht mehr davon geistig erfasst haben als die Kuh von der Botanik der Pflanzen, die sie mit Wohlbehagen frisst.

Albert Einstein - Völkerverständigung als Aufgabe des Rundfunks, 1930

Wissenschaft

Alle Kinder sind geborene Wissenschaftler, bis wir es ihnen austreiben. Nur ein paar wenige sickern mit intakter Neugier und Begeisterung für die Wissenschaft durch das System.

Every kid starts out as a natural-born scientist, and then we beat it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for science intact.

Carl Sagan

Erziehung Wissenschaft Neugier

Der Physiker erklärt die Geheimnisse der Natur nicht, er führt sie auf tieferliegende Geheimnisse zurück.

Carl Friedrich von Weizsäcker

Wissenschaft Physik

Ultimately your brain will become cold, dead sludge - but in the meantime why not learn carpentry?

Project Zomboid

Welcome to Project Zomboid! Soon, you'll die horribly. No one will mourn you, and you will be swiftly forgotten. Everything will have been for nothing. So let's make sure you go out fighting!

Project Zomboid

It's a Golden Nut. It's shiny and its price is totally justified. Don't overthink it, you need one! Purchase a Golden Nut today! (Warning: Ingestion is not recommended).

Satisfactory - Golden Nut

Relaying message: Hello this is paternal figure. I have taken ill and need your help to find a cure. Doctors say that the only remedy is alien artifacts.

Ada in Satisfactory

Usage and production of this material is strictly prohibited. On Earth, that is. There are no rules in space, only efficiency.

Satisfactory - Ficsonium

Used as fuel for Nuclear Power Plants.
The power source that put FICSIT on the map. Literally. The crater is still there.

Satisfactory - Ficsonium Fuel Rod

I am ADA, also known as Artificial Directory and Assistant, tasked to support pioneers, such as you, in their mission.

Ada in Satisfactory

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.

Alter in Apex Legends

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