Sieh nur wie majestätisch du durch die Luft segelst. Wie ein Adler... ein fetter Adler.
GLaDOS
2Bleib ganz ruhig. Aber wenn du doch beunruhigt bist, dann bleib dabei. Das ist die angemessene Reaktion auf die Möglichkeit eines Hirnschadens.
Wheatley
2All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Cave Johnson
2Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said, "Goodbye" and you were like "nooo waaay!" and I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you". That was great.
GLaDOS
1We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
GLaDOS
Science isn't about "why", it's about "why not".
Cave Johnson
Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
GLaDOS
In fact, you did so well I'm going to note this on your file in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here.
GLaDOS
Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
GLaDOS
Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.
GLaDOS
Science has validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
GLaDOS
It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it. Hero!
GLaDOS
I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being-alive club.
GLaDOS
If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
GLaDOS
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.
GLaDOS
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with homo-sapien DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Cave Johnson
It's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.
Wheatley
I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
GLaDOS
We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you.
GLaDOS
I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.
GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful companion cube faster than any test subject on record. Congratulations!
GLaDOS
You will be baked, and then there will be cake!
GLaDOS
I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.
GLaDOS
I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down.
Cave Johnson
Der Kuchen ist eine Lüge.
Doug Rattmann