Zitate und Sprüche aus Portal

Sieh nur wie majestätisch du durch die Luft segelst. Wie ein Adler... ein fetter Adler.

Bleib ganz ruhig. Aber wenn du doch beunruhigt bist, dann bleib dabei. Das ist die angemessene Reaktion auf die Möglichkeit eines Hirnschadens.

Don't be alarmed. Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling. Because that is the proper reaction being told, that you got brain damage.

All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said, "Goodbye" and you were like "nooo waaay!" and I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you". That was great.

Der Kuchen ist eine Lüge.

The cake is a lie.