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Sieh nur wie majestätisch du durch die Luft segelst. Wie ein Adler... ein fetter Adler.

Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

Portal, von GLaDOS
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Bleib ganz ruhig. Aber wenn du doch beunruhigt bist, dann bleib dabei. Das ist die angemessene Reaktion auf die Möglichkeit eines Hirnschadens.

Don't be alarmed. Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling. Because that is the proper reaction being told, that you got brain damage.

Portal - 2, von Wheatley
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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

Portal - 2, von Cave Johnson
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Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said, "Goodbye" and you were like "nooo waaay!" and I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you". That was great.

Portal, von GLaDOS
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We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.

Portal
 
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Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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Science isn't about "why", it's about "why not".

WissenschaftPortal, von Cave Johnson
 
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Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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In fact, you did so well I'm going to note this on your file in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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Science has validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it. Hero!

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being-alive club.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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Those of you who volunteered to be injected with homo-sapien DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.

Portal, von Cave Johnson
 
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It's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.

Portal, von Wheatley
 
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I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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You euthanized your faithful companion cube faster than any test subject on record. Congratulations!

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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You will be baked, and then there will be cake!

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.

Portal, von GLaDOS
 
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I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down.

Portal, von Cave Johnson
 
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Der Kuchen ist eine Lüge.

The cake is a lie.

Portal, von Doug Rattmann
 
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