Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, uh... hammer!
Seems you left your brave pants at home. Want me to wait while you go get them?
Could you maybe get out of the way? Y'know, so I don't have to flatten you.
This hammer has two sides. Did you want to feel the other one too?
They try to knock me down, but I have a low center of gravity.
Oh, wow, Garen, do you think you could sign my shield?
League of Legends - zu Garen
That's not a hammer! This is a hammer.
League of Legends - zu Jayce
If you're waiting for me to give up, you might be here a while.
What do you mean my hammer's too big?
I'm about to hammer you in the jewels.
League of Legends - zu Taric
Nothing personal, but... I need to squash you.
Look at all that shiny armor. Sorry I gotta mess it up.
League of Legends - zu Leona
I'm no hero - just a Yordle with a hammer.
Yep, it's even heavier than it looks.
The hammer does most of the work, I just swing it.
A Noxian, a Targonian and a Piltie are robbing a bank. The bank guy says, 'I'll give you whatever you want.' The Noxian says, 'I'll take whatever gold you got back there.' The Targonian says, 'Gimme all your gemstones!' And the Piltie says, 'Can I own this ba--- uh, I own this bank, so...' He doesn't want anything because he owns the bank.
Jokes? Yeah, I know jokes. A Demacian, a Noxian and a Freljordian walk into a tavern. The barkeep asks, 'What'll it be?' The Demacian says, 'Uh, I'll have a wine.' No, wait, an ale! Yeah... Then the Noxian says, 'I'll have a... a wine.' Yeah, he wants a wine. And the Freljordian says, 'I'll drink anything, so long as--- ' Wait, hold on, let me start over.
The hammer isn't mine, just keeping it until the real guy shows up.
Oh, you like to fight? So does my hammer!
Veigar: "I am Lord Veigar, destroyer of worlds!"
Poppy: "Well, I'm just Poppy, but I'm gonna stop you!"
Poppy: "Well, I'm just Poppy, but I'm gonna stop you!"
