Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."
Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 8
Sam Healy: "It's popular fiction. It's like global warming or female ejac*lation."
Piper: "No! No. No, it's not. This is real."
Sam Healy: "How is it real? Wait, which?"
Piper: "The chicken. And the... the chicken."
Piper: "No! No. No, it's not. This is real."
Sam Healy: "How is it real? Wait, which?"
Piper: "The chicken. And the... the chicken."
Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 5
Honey, don't you think the little rocks would hurt your nose, if you're trying to snort crack? I think you mean coke.
Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 2
Look, I found a rock that looks like a penis with one ball. It's my Lance Armstrong rock.
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Oh my God, Larry, by the time I get out, there will've been like three new generations of iPhones!
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Come on, we gotta rally. Make some memories.
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Soso: "Nein. Ich ... Ich weiß nur nicht ob ich jemals das sein werde, was du brauchst."
Poussey: "Das lass mal meine Sorge sein."
Soso: "Wie meinst du das?"
Poussey: "Also... vielleicht stellt es in Frage, was du bisher von dir gedacht hast ... und vielleicht brichst du ja mein Herz in tausend Stücke, aber ähm, das sind nur >Vielleichts<. Man kann sein Leben nicht nach den >Vielleichts< richten."
Soso: "Nein. Ich ... Ich weiß nur nicht ob ich jemals das sein werde, was du brauchst."
Poussey: "Das lass mal meine Sorge sein."
Soso: "Wie meinst du das?"
Poussey: "Also... vielleicht stellt es in Frage, was du bisher von dir gedacht hast ... und vielleicht brichst du ja mein Herz in tausend Stücke, aber ähm, das sind nur >Vielleichts<. Man kann sein Leben nicht nach den >Vielleichts< richten."
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4What do I think love is? It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much, that people think something's wrong with you.
...And also f*cking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right f*cking.
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Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."
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Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."
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Pain is always there cause life is freaking painful, okay?
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A life spent defensively, worried, is a life wasted.
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3If you want my advice? Get out of your own goddamn drama for a minute.
Larry Bloom: "Are we at least gonna talk about other options?"
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."
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Red: "Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen."
Piper: "Why, because all black people love chicken?"
Red: "Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken."
Piper: "Why, because all black people love chicken?"
Red: "Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken."
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Pennsatucky: "It weren't my fault. I was just doing as the Spirit commanded."
Pussey: "F*ck are you? Joan of Arc?"
Pennsatucky: "No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany..."
Pussey: "F*ck are you? Joan of Arc?"
Pennsatucky: "No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany..."
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Larry: "She's guilty she's leaving. It's a guilt pig roasting box."
Pete: "At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?"
Larry: "A baby?"
Pete: "You can't eat it."
Pete: "At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?"
Larry: "A baby?"
Pete: "You can't eat it."
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Lorna Morello: "I need to start tightening up. You're making me feel like a cave."
Nicky Nichols: "Baby, it's a c*nt, it stretches!"
Lorna Morello: "Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're trying to climb inside my womb."
Nicky Nichols: "Baby, it's a c*nt, it stretches!"
Lorna Morello: "Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're trying to climb inside my womb."
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