Zitate und Sprüche von Philip J. Fry

Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"

They're like sex, except I'm having them.

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

So was salziges hab ich noch nie gegessen... und ich hab' mal 'ne ganze Schüssel voll Salz verdrückt.

That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.