Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"
They're like sex, except I'm having them.Philip J. Fry in Futurama
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.Philip J. Fry in Futurama
So was salziges hab ich noch nie gegessen... und ich hab' mal 'ne ganze Schüssel voll Salz verdrückt.
That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.Philip J. Fry in Futurama, Staffel 1 Episode 7