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Rajesh: "Ich hab jetzt keine Lust mehr."
Sheldon: "Bloß weil du keine Freundin hast? Ohje, wenn man aus diesem Grund das Spiel nicht mehr spielt, steht Dungeons & Dragons auf verlorenem Posten."

Rajesh: "I don't know if I want to play anymore."
Sheldon: "Because you don't have a girlfriend? Well, good Lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble."

Vertraue nie einem lächelnden Spielleiter!

Never trust a smiling gamemaster!

The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.

Ich bin der Spielleiter.
Regel #1: Du tust was ich sage.
Regel #2: Ich habe immer Recht.
Regel #3: Sollte ich einmal nicht Recht haben, tritt automatisch Regel #1 in Kraft.

I am the gamemaster.
Rule #1: You do what I tell you to do.
Rule #2: I'm always right.
Rule #3: In case I'm not right, execute rule #1.

Hello, everyone! And welcome to tonight's episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and play Dungeons and Dragons.

Dungeons & Dragons is about storytelling in worlds of swords and sorcery. It shares elements with childhood games of make-believe. Like those games, D&D is driven by imagination. It's about picturing the towering castle beneath the stormy night sky and imagining how a fantasy adventurer might react to the challenges that scene presents.

Als die Geduld verteilt wurde, war ich gerade auf der Suche nach meiner Axt.

It's nearly impossible to enforce actual consequences in video games at the moment, but at a table, sitting face-to-face across a tabletop game, or even playing at a LAN party, sportsmanship matters.