George Bush ist nicht dumm. Er ist böse. Okay? Es gibt einen großen Unterschied zwischen dumm und böse.
George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
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Es fühlt sich an, als würde unser Land von einem Haufen schlechter Alkoholiker-Väter geführt werden.
It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.
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90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.
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I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
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If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
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