Zitate und Sprüche von Patton Oswalt

George Bush ist nicht dumm. Er ist böse. Okay? Es gibt einen großen Unterschied zwischen dumm und böse.

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

Es fühlt sich an, als würde unser Land von einem Haufen schlechter Alkoholiker-Väter geführt werden.

It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.

90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.