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Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

SportAnn Perkins in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 4 Episode 7
 
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One time my refrigerator stopped working. I didn't know what to do. I just moved.

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 5 Episode 19
 
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If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation
 
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I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 3 Episode 2
 
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What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.

WeinLeslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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I'm going to tell you a secret about everyone else's job: no one knows what they are doing. Deep down, everyone is just faking it until they figure it out.

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation
 
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No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white, male U.S. Senator.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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Ugh. I hate talking to people about things.

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation
 
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I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf.

SushiParks and Recreation
 
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The raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of the town and we have ours.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's just the best. And I don't have to work! Hey slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year!

HalloweenAnn Perkins in Parks and Recreation
 
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There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation
 
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Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation
 
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Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Wodka, TequilaRon Swanson in Parks and Recreation
 
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There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation
 
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I had to call in a few favors. But if you don't call in favors to look at women in bikinis and assign them numerical grades, what the hell do you call in favors for?

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation
 
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I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation
 
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I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there.

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 3 Episode 13
 
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I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree with Ann.

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 4 Episode 21
 
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Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 5 Episode 6
 
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Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. Let's go!

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 6 Episode 10
 
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She's the worst person I've ever met. I want to travel the world with her.

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation
 
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We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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I'm gonna get drunk and then I'm gonna order a three-course meal where each course is made of dessert.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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Everything hurts and I'm dying.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 4 Episode 17
 
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Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.

IdahoParks and Recreation
 
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