Zitate und Sprüche aus Paradise PD

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Zitate und Sprüche aus Paradise PD

Meine erste Verhaftung werd' ich niemals vergessen - so'n kleiner Schmierfink. Dieses Foto hält den Moment fest, als ich ihm 50.000 Volt durch die Nieren gejagt habe. Jetzt schmiert er nicht mehr so viel, außer in seine Hose.

I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.

Gina Jabowski in Paradise PD, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Das einzige, was hier wirklich arbeitet, ist Dustys scheiß Insulinpumpe!

The only thing doing any real work around here is Dusty's insulin pump.

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Randall: "Alright Kevin, pull your pants down!"
Kevin: "Dad, why?"
Randall: "We're gonna rub our dicks together and make a fire."
Kevin: "Dad, you rub sticks together!"
Randall: "Oh. Well, I guess I was molested as a child then."

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD
 
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Fitz: "Chief, wo is'n der Bomben Roboter?"
Randall: "Viel zu teuer. Wir gehen unter eine Brücke, rekrutieren 'nen Penner und schicken den dann vor."

Fitz: "Where's the bomb-defusing robot?"
Randall: "Too expensive. We just go under a bridge, deputize a hobo, and send him in there."

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Randall: "Hattest du nicht gesagt, er wäre Doktor?"
Dinkle: "Zahnärzte sind Doktoren!"
Randall: "Ja, und Vögel sind Bücher. Was für ein Loser."

Randall: "I thought you said he was a doctor?"
Dinkle: "Dentists are doctors!"
Randall: "Yeah, and birds are books. What a loser."

ZahnärzteRandall Crawford in Paradise PD, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Dusty: "Well, hey and good day to you, Stanley."
Stanley: "You can see me even though I'm a ghost? Wait, are you a medium?"
Dusty: "No, I'm a 32 XXXXXXXL, but ain't you the sweetest?"

Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD, Staffel 1 Episode 7
 
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You are so clever. I'm going to give you one slice of expired bologna for 10 percent of your company.

Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD
 
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Kevin: "I failed you, dad. I should hand in my badge - and my crossing guard uniform."
Randall: "Kevin. Why the hell would I want those!?"

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD, Staffel 1 Episode 2
 
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Randall: "Weißt du, wie viel Schaden du in der Videothek angerichtet hast?"
Kevin: "Neun Dollar?"
Randall: "Nein, Elf."

Randall: "Do you know how much damage you did to that video store?"
Kevin: "Nine dollars?"
Randall: "Eleven."

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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It's just my mama's recipe and I used some unbleached flour hidden in the pantry.

Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD, Staffel 1 Episode 4
 
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You know whenever a brick crashes through the window, it reminds me of my mama.

Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD
 
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Our next item up for bid is a delicious and nutritious product from the commissary called Cup O' Noodles.

Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD, Staffel 1 Episode 5
 
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