Zitate und Sprüche von P. G. Wodehouse

Es gibt nur eine Heilung für graues Haar. Sie wurde von einem Franzosen erfunden und nennt sich Guillotine.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

Blumen sind glückliche Dinger.

Flowers are happy things.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.