Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews (über 50 Cent, Super Bowl)

Zitat von Ozzy Man Reviews (über 50 Cent, Super Bowl)

The fellas point to someone in the man-cave... oi! It's 50 Cent, or as we say down-under... half a buck. Why is he upside down? That looks uncomfortable as f*ck! He's a dedicated bloke, I don't think I could comment videos upside down.

Ozzy Man Reviews - NFL Half Time Show

50 Cent Super Bowl

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The first time I tried that when I was a teenager, I broke me wrist. Yeah, nah, having a broken wrist when you're a horny teenager is f*cking devastating.

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If not today, then when? If not tomorrow, then when? Just quit your job if you want to and fly away! This motivational video is not guaranteed to work, results vary from individual to individual.

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Every creature on earth is built like a supercar, we just don't know it, until we find the keys. Have you found your keys?

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In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.

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You're genetically designed to take down zebras, yet you're picking on a f*cking mongoose, mate. [..] The whole animal kingdom thinks you're a p*ssy!

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He's okay, it's beer o'clock at the pub for him aswell.

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I kinda wish I did that to the old sheilas who used to drink too much goon and get handsy at the footy club fundraisers. Those were demoralizing fundraisers.

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These f*cken legends don’t even bat an eyelid at the inconvenient timing. They are all about business, and the football is put aside. There could well be lives to save. There could well be a cat up a tree. There could well be a steamy calendar to shoot. No matter, they are in that truck and they are f*cken out of there!

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He's f*cken done it. Destination Safe. No worries. That other truck was right up close hoping he would go over the cliff. He had a f*cken font-row seat.

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The fence is like, 'you think I'm intimidated by a f*ckin' bear?! I used to be a tree, I'm not scared of shit. I was part of the crew that took down Saruman.'

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If you're concious, you exist. Philosophy Science 101 motherf*ckers.

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Welcome to the Burning Man Festival 2015 in the middle of buttf*ck nowhere, a Mekka, a melting pot of STDs.

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Festivals Burning Man

Sure, Elon Musk is working on Tesla and SpaceX and going to Mars, but this is the f*cking shit we have really been waiting for.

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Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. F*ck's sake, Malcolm, f*ck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.

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Australien... Heimat aller Tiere, die eigentlich längst ausgestorben sein sollten.

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

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Australia... not just the country where Russell Crowe lives, but very much the Russell Crowe of countries.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

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Russell Crowe Australien

I don't think you understand how Australians work. Once we get a hold of a good quality meme, we drive it into the ground until we die. We're all still dropping the old "I pulled a Bradbury" and that happened over 20 years ago.

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Ich bekam die Chance, dem Land die Führung zu geben, die es verdiente: positiv, modern, rational - die Hoffnungen der Menschen im Blick, statt ihre Ängste.

Here was the chance to provide the leadership the country deserved: positive, modern, rational, appealing to people's hopes rather than their fears.

Malcolm Turnbull

Jeder denkt natürlich Sydney, aber dann ist es doch Canberra!

Lucas Cordalis in Dschungelcamp - 2023

Australien Sydney

If you want to develop character, go to Australia.

König Charles III

Wow, Australien! Das klingt so richtig... weit weg.

Wow. Australia! That sounds kind of... far.

Carlos Alvarez in A Perfect Pairing

The use of the word "just" by an Australian means that whatever it is you have to do, it will not be easy, as in "Just pull that sword out of the stone" or "Just split that atom."

Michael Palin - Full Circle with Michael Palin (1997)

If you're wondering where Australia's at culturally, 30 years ago, one of its TV stations decided to play the occasional foreign film.
To this day, the most common joke about that station is you can see t*ts on there.

Tom Cashman

Australien ist ein Land in dem jeder die Freiheit hat, jedem Glauben zu folgen, dem er möchte.

Australia is not a secular country. It is a free country. This is a nation where you have the freedom to follow any belief system you choose.

Scott Morrison

Mach dir keine Sorgen, dass die Welt heute zu Ende gehen könnte. In Australien ist es schon morgen.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles M. Schulz

Weltuntergang Australien

Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner.

Douglas Adams

Jack Nicholson USA Kanada Australien

Geld kann kein Glück kaufen, aber einen Flug nach Australien - und das ist quasi das selbe.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Australia - and that's practically the same thing.

From the beginnin' to the end
Losers lose, winners win
This is real we ain't got to pretend
The cold world that we in
Is full of pressure and pain
Enough of me n*gga, now listen to Game

50 Cent - Hate It Or Love It

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You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'
Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed

50 Cent - In Da Club, Album: Get Rich or Die Tryin’

Yeah, '03, I went from quite filthy to filthy rich

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Temperature risin', okay, let's go to the next level
Dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle

50 Cent - Candy Shop, Album: The Massacre

We're not done, dawg, I want three!

Patrick Mahomes - Februar 2024, zum Super Bowl Sieg der Chiefs

Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl NFL Mic'd Up

Lasst einfach die Scheiße. Und auch wenn ihr mal vorhabt, in die Spielhalle oder ins Kasino zu gehen: Das ist Gift - für dich, für deinen Körper, und das brauchst du einfach nicht. Merkt euch das, letztendlich gewinnt immer die Spielhalle!

MontanaBlack - Vom Junkie zum Youtuber 5#

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Zocken & Glücksspiel

Max: "Wurdet ihr schon mal von einer Frau angegriffen?"
Sascha und Varion: "Nee."
Max: "Ja okay, dann ich auch nicht."

Trymacs in Offline + Ehrlich

Du nimmst die Tränen und machst damit den Pinsel nass, den du dann für den Tuschkasten brauchst, damit du dir ein Lächeln aufmalen kannst.

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Niemand hat es je für möglich gehalten, dass man durch Livestreaming so groß werden kann.

I don't think anyone thought it was possible to get this big through livestreaming.

Ich möchte niemals mehr den Druck in mir verspüren, etwas teilen und posten zu müssen. Ich möchte nie mehr wieder einen wunderschönen privaten Moment nicht mehr für mich in vollen Zügen genießen können, weil es wichtiger ist, alles zu dokumentieren, anstatt im Moment leben zu können.

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Chandler: "How are we allowed to do this?"
Jimmy: "We live in a country called America."

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Der Karlsruher SC hat auch diese Saison 2:1 im DFB-Pokal gegen Saarbrücken verloren. Daraus folgt: Der KSC ist so gut wie der FC Bayern.

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1. FC Saarbrücken Karlsruher SC

Hört auf Opfern von Diffamierungskampagnen zu sagen, dass sie sich ruhig und still verhalten sollen. Wenn du monatelang schweigst, erzählen andere deine Geschichte ohne dich

Shurjoka - Dezember 2023

"Meint ihr wirklich 'n paar Leute finden jetzt so Ohren schmackhaft?"
"Vielleicht verkaufen die ihre Bilder dann ja auf Ohr-nly Fans."

Varion - Deutsche über Füße.

Kevin Wolter ist ein wahnsinniges Tier, ein wahnsinniger Schrank. Bibis Einbauschränke sind nix gegen Kevin Wolter.

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Die Boxershorts ist wie eine Umarmung von unten.

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Auch wenn du dich grad nicht lieben kannst
Glaub mir, dich lügt der Spiegel an
Egal, wie schwer es ist
Du bist perfekt, so wie du bist

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Positive Sprüche Spiegel

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