Zitate und Sprüche aus Orange Is the New Black

Zitate und Sprüche aus Orange Is the New Black

Lolly: 'Nein ich wurde nie deswegen verhaftet. Vagabundieren, Störung des öffentlichen Friedens, Nacktheit, Ansprechen von Männern.. ähh.. wie heißt das, wenn die jemanden wirklich verhaften wollen, aber keinen Grund zum verhaften haben? ... Ah.. Belästigung der Allgemeinheit! Da hab ich die meisten Punkte, Sir.'

Lolly in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 4 Episode 7
 
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Poussey: 'Also du sagst, du willst nicht mit mir zusammen sein.'
Soso: 'Nein. Ich ... Ich weiß nur nicht ob ich jemals das sein werde, was du brauchst.'
Poussey: 'Das lass mal meine Sorge sein.'
Soso: 'Wie meinst du das?'
Poussey: 'Also... vielleicht stellt es in Frage, was du bisher von dir gedacht hast ... und vielleicht brichst du ja mein Herz in tausend Stücke, aber ähm, das sind nur >Vielleichts<. Man kann sein Leben nicht nach den >Vielleichts< richten.'

Poussey Washington in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 4 Episode 6
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You're a beautiful, sweet girl. Fuck this guy!

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black
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What do I think love is? It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much, that people think something's wrong with you.
...And also fucking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right fucking.

Aleida Diaz in Orange Is the New Black
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(What's love to you?)
Flaca: It’s like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.’ There’s mood lighting all over, and there’s like five dudes massaging you.
Maritza: And you have a pizza!
Flaca: She’s right. You also have a pizza.

PizzaMarisol Gonzales in Orange Is the New Black
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All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.

Galina Reznikov in Orange Is the New Black
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You gotta move...The fuck...On!

Gloria Mendoza in Orange Is the New Black
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If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep I would totally be tearing up right now.

Maritza Ramos in Orange Is the New Black
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Pain is always there cause life is freaking painful, okay?

Tiffany Doggett in Orange Is the New Black
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I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.

Galina Reznikov in Orange Is the New Black
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I hate it when you talk sometimes. No... all the time.

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black
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Rule Number One: Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl.

Alex Vause in Orange Is the New Black
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(Love is) pain, horrible pain, that you want again and again.

Sophia Burset in Orange Is the New Black
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You need to figure out what the fuck you want.

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black
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I'm not surviving, I'm just existing.

Brook Soso in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 3
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I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.

Alex Vause in Orange Is the New Black
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Well, I think that... when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know?

Alex Vause in Orange Is the New Black
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It's like...It's like I'm a fucked-up-shit magnet.

Maria Ruiz in Orange Is the New Black
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Stop crying. Remember? Crying makes you ugly and weak.

Dayanara Diaz in Orange Is the New Black
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If you want my advice? Get out of your own goddamn drama for a minute.

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black
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Jesus war schwul! Er sagte: 'Das ist mein Leib. Esst mich.'

Jesus was a fag! He said: 'This is my body. Eat me.'

Big Boo in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 3
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Ich hasse Kinder. Die trinken nicht, die haben nichts von der Welt gesehen...

I hate kids. They don't drink, they haven't travelled...

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black
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Ich bin nicht verrückt. Ich bin einzigartig.

I am not crazy. I am unique.

Suzanne Warren in Orange Is the New Black
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Lorna Morello: Du bist nicht mehr wütend auf mich?
Nicky Nichols: Scheint so, als ob wütend ein Luxus ist, auf den ich jetzt verzichten muss..

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black
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There's always hope tomorrow'll be taco night.

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black
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Larry Bloom: 'Are we at least gonna talk about other options?'
Piper Chapman: 'You mean...'
Larry Bloom: 'It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion.'

Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 8
 
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Larry Bloom: 'Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup.'
Piper Chapman: 'Well, you put your pee stick in my vagina. And that's why we're in this situation.'

Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 8
 
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The only difference between us is, when I made bad decisions in life, I didn't get caught.

Susan Fischer in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 7
 
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Joe Caputo: 'You ever notice how some dog breeds, they sound kind of dirty? Like, shih tzu, cocker, Jack-something.'
Susan Fischer: 'Poodle.'
Joe Caputo: 'That is good, I didn't think of that one.'

Joe Caputo in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 7
 
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Or I look single, 34 and single, which must mean there's something wrong with me. Like, you keep large reptiles in tanks, or I have a very special relationship with my mother.

Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 7
 
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Piper: 'Not every Hispanic person wants the same thing.'
Lorna: 'Oh, sure they do. They all want to come to America.'
Nicky: 'Jesus, your entire world view is based on 'West Side Story', isn't it?'

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 6
 
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She's gotta start working on tightening her pussy muscles, 'cause her fiance's dick is so small, it's like a hot dog in a hallway.

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 6
 
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Sam Healy: 'It's popular fiction. It's like global warming or female ejaculation.'
Piper: 'No! No. No, it's not. This is real.'
Sam Healy: 'How is it real? Wait, which?'
Piper: 'The chicken. And the... the chicken.'

Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 5
 
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What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?

George Mendez in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 5
 
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Red: 'Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen.'
Piper: 'Why, because all black people love chicken?'
Red: 'Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken.'

Galina Reznikov in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 5
 
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Pornstache: 'You are not an agent of God, okay? God can do so much better than you. You must know that, right?'
Pennsatucky: 'Know what?'
Pornstache: 'Jesus Christ, how the fuck did you survive infancy?'
Pennsatucky: 'My auntie helped my momma...'
Pornstache: 'That's a rhetorical question! Do you not understand what a fucking rhetorical question is?'

George Mendez in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 5
 
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Pennsatucky: 'It weren't my fault. I was just doing as the Spirit commanded.'
Pussey: 'Fuck are you? Joan of Arc?'
Pennsatucky: 'No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany...'

Tiffany Doggett in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 5
 
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Lorna Morello: 'I need to start tightening up. You're making me feel like a cave.'
Nicky Nichols: 'Baby, it's a cunt, it stretches!'
Lorna Morello: 'Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're trying to climb inside my womb.'

Lorna Morello in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 5
 
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I'm missing half my zucchini. These girls don't realize I'm here to provide food, not dildos.

Galina Reznikov in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 3
 
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Well, I'm just gonna go jerk off then. For the 500th time today.

Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 3
 
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Guard: 'Inmate, step away from the machine.'
Larry: 'He just called you 'inmate'.'
Guard: 'You too, sir.'
Larry: 'Sorry.'

Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 2
 
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Honey, don't you think the little rocks would hurt your nose, if you're trying to snort crack? I think you mean coke.

Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 2
 
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Look, I found a rock that looks like a penis with one ball. It's my Lance Armstrong rock.

Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Oh my God, Larry, by the time I get out, there will've been like three new generations of iPhones!

Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Larry: 'Where would you like me to put it then, Piper?'
Piper: 'Up your ass.'
Larry: 'There's no room. Apparently, my head's already up there.'

Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Come on, we gotta rally. Make some memories.

Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Larry: 'She's guilty she's leaving. It's a guilt pig roasting box.'
Pete: 'At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?'
Larry: 'A baby?'
Pete: 'You can't eat it.'

Pete Harper in Orange Is the New Black, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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