Zitate und Sprüche von Olaf, der Berserker

Den Wert eines Mannes erkennt man an der Länge seines Bartes und der Größe seines... Gürtels.

The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.

I am Broseidon, lord of the Brocean.

Beatdown city. Population: you.

I came here to kick butt and drink Graggy! Looks like I'm all out of Graggy.

You can't arrest me, my dad owns a dealership!

Chicks dig my axe.

C'mon, I won't hurt you. I promise!

Yo, summoner, summon me like two... no, six hot chicks, stat!

I'm OP? Your mom is OP!

My axe is thirsty.

Death by steel!

Dude, not cool...

Dude, I'm so buffed up right now.

Brohoho.

The might of Lokfar approaches!