Zitate und Sprüche von Norm Crosby

Alter ist, wenn Leute deine Schuhe aus Alligatorenleder loben, du aber gar keine Schuhe trägst.

Old is when people compliment your alligator shoes, and you're not wearing any.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

'USA Today' once did a big article called, 'Who said it? Was it Norm or George Bush?' They had quotes of mine and quotes of his, and they went to some congressmen and senators and said, 'Who said it?' It was hysterical.

I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.