Alter ist, wenn Leute deine Schuhe aus Alligatorenleder loben, du aber gar keine Schuhe trägst.
Old is when people compliment your alligator shoes, and you're not wearing any.Norm Crosby
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.Norm Crosby
'USA Today' once did a big article called, 'Who said it? Was it Norm or George Bush?' They had quotes of mine and quotes of his, and they went to some congressmen and senators and said, 'Who said it?' It was hysterical.Norm Crosby
I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.Norm Crosby
I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.Norm Crosby