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Hier findest du die besten Sprüche aus Noch nie in meinem Leben … (Never Have I Ever), einer Serie, die im Juli 2020 auf Netflix gestartet ist.

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Zitate und Sprüche aus Noch nie in meinem Leben …Bild-Quelle: Netflix

We are smart. And idiots are banging all the time. We can learn how to do it, too.

Fabiola Torres in Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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I want you to allow yourself to aknowledge the pain that you so clearly feel.

Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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Having just any boyfriend, no matter who he is, is not going to make you happier or change who you are.

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I can not believe that a woman who was brave enough to travel halfway around the world to pursue her dreams would allow anyone to dictate who she can be with.

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Just keep your nose out of my business and up the teacher's butt where it usually is.

Devi Vishwakumar in Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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I was pretending to be someone I am not which I should only be doing on stage.

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I'm mature enough to be on my own. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna Google how to buy a credit card.

Devi Vishwakumar in Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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We just miss our old friend, but right now, you're not her. You just seem lost.

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She's a trailblazing Indian diva who marches to the beat of her own drummer.

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You fight back with your spirit, little one. You stand up for yourself!

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Aunties are older Indian women who have no blood-relation to you. But are allowed to have opinions about your life and all your shortcomings. And you have to be nice to them because you're Indian.

IndienJohn McEnroe in Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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I found a Bollywood movie about a princess who falls for a lowly street sweeper. It's only seven hours long.

Kamala in Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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You look like an Indian Kardashian.

Fabiola Torres in Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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Now you may be asking yourself why is sports icon John McEnroe narrating this tale? It'll make sense later I promise.

John McEnroe in Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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I don't bring lunch on Tuesdays. It's square pizza day.

DienstagDevi Vishwakumar in Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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It's like, I think about sex 24/7, but I don't really know how to do it. In the movies, you always see the girl kiss her way down the guy's body, but then, she moves off-screen. Is she stopping at the penis or kissing all the way to the foot?

Devi Vishwakumar in Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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You better go to your room before I give you a smack. Smacking is still an acceptable punishment in many minority cultures.

Nalini Vishwakumar in Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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Hey gods, it's Devi Vishwakumar, your favorite Hindu girl in the San Fernando Valley. What's a-poppin'? It's the first day of school, and I thought we should have a check-in. I think we can all agree that last year sucked for a number of reasons. So I thought of a few ways you guys can make it up to me. One: I'd like to be invited to a party with alcohol and hard drugs. I'm not gonna do them, I'd just like the opportunity to say, "No cocaine for me, thanks. I'm good." Two: I'd love for my arm hair to thin out. I know it's an Indian thing, but my forearms look like the frigging floor of a barber shop. And lastly, most importantly, I'd really, really like a boyfriend, but not some nerd from one of my AP classes. Like a guy from a sports team. He can be dumb, I don't care. I just want him to be a stone-cold hottie, who could rock me all night long. Thanks for considering. I love you guys.

Devi Vishwakumar in Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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I saw a couple riding a tandem bike, and it made me think of how you don't know how to ride a bike.

Kamala in Noch nie in meinem Leben …
 
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I'm sorry. I've been told before that my light tread is too elegant to be detected by the human ear.

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