Ich hasse Kinder. Die trinken nicht, die haben nichts von der Welt gesehen...
Lorna Morello: Du bist nicht mehr wütend auf mich?
Nicky Nichols: Scheint so, als ob wütend ein Luxus ist, auf den ich jetzt verzichten muss..
Nicky Nichols: Scheint so, als ob wütend ein Luxus ist, auf den ich jetzt verzichten muss..
Piper: "Not every Hispanic person wants the same thing."
Lorna: "Oh, sure they do. They all want to come to America."
Nicky: "Jesus, your entire world view is based on 'West Side Story', isn't it?"
Lorna: "Oh, sure they do. They all want to come to America."
Nicky: "Jesus, your entire world view is based on 'West Side Story', isn't it?"
Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 6
She's gotta start working on tightening her p*ssy muscles, 'cause her fiance's dick is so small, it's like a hot dog in a hallway.
Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 6
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Lolly in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 4 Episode 7
Poussey: "Also du sagst, du willst nicht mit mir zusammen sein."
Soso: "Nein. Ich ... Ich weiß nur nicht ob ich jemals das sein werde, was du brauchst."
Poussey: "Das lass mal meine Sorge sein."
Soso: "Wie meinst du das?"
Poussey: "Also... vielleicht stellt es in Frage, was du bisher von dir gedacht hast ... und vielleicht brichst du ja mein Herz in tausend Stücke, aber ähm, das sind nur >Vielleichts<. Man kann sein Leben nicht nach den >Vielleichts< richten."
Soso: "Nein. Ich ... Ich weiß nur nicht ob ich jemals das sein werde, was du brauchst."
Poussey: "Das lass mal meine Sorge sein."
Soso: "Wie meinst du das?"
Poussey: "Also... vielleicht stellt es in Frage, was du bisher von dir gedacht hast ... und vielleicht brichst du ja mein Herz in tausend Stücke, aber ähm, das sind nur >Vielleichts<. Man kann sein Leben nicht nach den >Vielleichts< richten."
Poussey Washington in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 4 Episode 6
4What do I think love is? It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much, that people think something's wrong with you.
...And also f*cking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right f*cking.
...And also f*cking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right f*cking.
"What's love to you?"
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."
All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.
If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep I would totally be tearing up right now.
Pain is always there cause life is freaking painful, okay?
I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.
Rule Number One: Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl.
(Love is) pain, horrible pain, that you want again and again.
I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.
Well, I think that... when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know?
Jesus war schwul! Er sagte: 'Das ist mein Leib. Esst mich.'
Big Boo in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 3
1I feel like I just have such the blood and bones of a New Yorker that I can almost imagine better, like, giving up the fight and not being able to afford the city and going out West, keeping a small place here, and then when I'm like 80, coming back here, living on the park and going to the theater.
I have to say, I'm still surprised anyone's nice to me, that anyone talks to me. But I think people understand that other people go through things. We're all a bit gonzo, and you're allowed to take a little time to get your head on straight.
It's a wild thing, that people have the ability to help each other by just relating to one another.
I learned that if you're going to be a troublemaker, you don't want a ton of witnesses, because there's inevitable fallout from living like you're in 'Lord of the Flies.'
Anormal day looks like, you know, shower, put on the same jeans, the same tattered Gucci loafers I got at the thrift store, white socks, and my t-shirt and my very beat-up Helmut Lang blazer. I'm in the exact same outfit every day.
Tonight, tonight,
It all began tonight,
I saw you and the world went away.
Tonight, tonight,
There's only you tonight,
What you are, what you do, what you say!
It all began tonight,
I saw you and the world went away.
Tonight, tonight,
There's only you tonight,
What you are, what you do, what you say!
West Side Story - Tonight
I like to be in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Ev'rything free in America
For a small fee in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Ev'rything free in America
For a small fee in America!
West Side Story - America
Maria!
I've just met a girl named Maria,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
I've just met a girl named Maria,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
West Side Story - Maria
Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 4
Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."
Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 8
Larry Bloom: "Are we at least gonna talk about other options?"
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."
Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 8
Red: "Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen."
Piper: "Why, because all black people love chicken?"
Red: "Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken."
Piper: "Why, because all black people love chicken?"
Red: "Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken."
Galina Reznikov in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 5
Pennsatucky: "It weren't my fault. I was just doing as the Spirit commanded."
Pussey: "F*ck are you? Joan of Arc?"
Pennsatucky: "No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany..."
Pussey: "F*ck are you? Joan of Arc?"
Pennsatucky: "No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany..."
Tiffany Doggett in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 5
What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?
George Mendez in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 5
Larry: "She's guilty she's leaving. It's a guilt pig roasting box."
Pete: "At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?"
Larry: "A baby?"
Pete: "You can't eat it."
Pete: "At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?"
Larry: "A baby?"
Pete: "You can't eat it."
Pete Harper in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 1