No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?
I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.
Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.
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Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !
Schmidt in New Girl
I don´t want some janky freshwater b*tch fish.
Schmidt in New Girl
I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.
I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !
Schmidt in New Girl
1Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !
Schmidt in New Girl
I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone
Do not moonwalk away from me
You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?
One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.
Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1