Zitate und Sprüche aus New Girl

Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !

I´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes

I don´t want some janky freshwater bitch fish.

I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.

No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?

I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !

I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.

Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !

I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone

Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.

Do not moonwalk away from me

You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick ?

No! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.

Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.