Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !
Schmidt in New GirlI´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes
Nick Miller in New GirlI don´t want some janky freshwater bitch fish.
Schmidt in New GirlI´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.
Winston Bishop in New GirlNo, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?
Nick Miller in New GirlI´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !
Schmidt in New GirlI don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.
Nick Miller in New GirlNick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !
Schmidt in New GirlI just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone
Jessica Day in New GirlWhere are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.
Nick Miller in New GirlDo not moonwalk away from me
Jessica Day in New GirlYou care about your burritos more than my children, Nick ?
Jessica Day in New GirlNo! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.
Nick Miller in New GirlEverything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.
Jess in New Girl