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Mycroft: Könntet ihr beide euch nicht einmal wie Erwachsene benehmen?

Dr. Watson: Wir klären Verbrechen auf, ich blogge darüber, und er hat seine Hosen vergessen. Ich hätte da keine allzu großen Hoffnungen!

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Nils: "Simon."

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Simon Krätschmer

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

Frau Münch, bitte nehmen sie nochmal hier auf dem Stuhl Platz. Er zwingt einen dazu, die Wahrheit zu sagen. Manchmal.

Richterin Barbara Salesch

Die Lautstärke hat noch nie Argumente ersetzt.

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Ulrike Tasic: "Wie wäre es denn, wenn Sie selbst für ihre Freundin kochen?"
Bernd Römer: "Also ehrlich gesagt, wollte ich mich nicht der schweren Körperverletzung schuldig machen."

Richterin Barbara Salesch

Man sagt immer, der Apfel fällt nicht weit vom Stamm, aber hier fällt er meilenweit!

Zeuge in Richterin Barbara Salesch

Das heißt "eheliche Pflichten", nicht "eheliches Quatschen". Da dauert das Reden ja länger, als der Akt selber!

Zeuge in Richterin Barbara Salesch

Ehe

Herr Friedrich, lassen Sie die Schärfe raus, sonst bring ich die Schärfe rein, aber dann auf ne andere Art!

Richterin Barbara Salesch

Zugeben können Sie alles, was Sie wollen - sofern es die Wahrheit ist!

Richterin Barbara Salesch

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Gehirn

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

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Tom Cruise

Wissen ist ein Paradox. Je mehr man letztendlich weiß, desto mehr versteht man das Ausmaß seiner eigenen Unwissenheit.

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

Viktor, der Vorbote der Maschinen in Arcane - Staffel 2 Episode 6

Wissen

Wenn man alles verliert, ist man endlich frei.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

Star Wars: The Acolyte - Staffel 1 Episode 6

Verlust

Uns definiert nicht, was wir verlieren. Sondern was wir überleben.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.

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Verlust

Es gibt zwei Dinge, die einen Tag gut machen können:
1. ausschlafen
2. lange aufbleiben
Es gibt 7 Tage, aber nur einen, an dem beide Qualitäten überlappen: Der Samstag!

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Samstag

Ideale Wettervoraussetzungen: Wacken soll dieses Jahr in Süddeutschland stattfinden

Der Postillon - Juni 2024

Wacken Open Air 2024

Ich hab eine Freundin zuhause. Bedeutet: Gucken darf man, gegessen wird zuhause.

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Frauen wollen zum Mond fliegen... ist der Mond etwa schon so dreckig, dass er geputzt werden muss?

Jeppe in Player of Ibiza - Staffel 1 Episode 1

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

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Luftballons

Hier geht es nicht um Gut oder Böse, es geht um Macht - und wem es erlaubt ist, sie zu nutzen.

This isn't about good or bad. This is about power. And who is allowed to use it.

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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 12

Restaurants

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

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Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

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Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 11

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!

Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 10

Rote Haare / Ginger

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 10

Debbie Gallagher

I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.

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Facebook

I'm sorry, but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.

Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 8

Seriosly, I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just... genetic.

Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 6

I kind of have no choice. I gotta find Frank. Get him sober and ready to appear in court. He's like my sad-ass Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 6

Frank Gallagher Obi-Wan Kenobi

Lanier: "Your body is a temple, Carl, and you only want to put things in it that are natural."
Carl: "Like fists? I saw it in that movie."

Carl Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 6

You're like a f*cking cockroach, able to live anywhere and feed off anything.

Ian Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 6

Phillip Gallagher

Kate: "Fishing? Gonna use your tiny dick as a worm?"
Frank: "I've caught some big whales with this little worm. Yourself included there, Moby."

Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 6

You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.

Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 3 Episode 2

Waffen

Too many Gallaghers in the world already. Instead of passing rubbers out at your school, they should be passing them out at your house.

Kevin Ball in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 10

Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.

Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 6

Teenager

Ethel: "One day the entire family will be reunited in the Garden of Eden."
"Oh, like heaven?"
Ethel: "No, it's in Missouri."
"Oh. Eden's got a lot of methheads."

Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 5

Missouri

That's the Gallagher sperm. Ambitious, relentless. Everything we're not once we're born. Like heat-seeking, baby-making missiles. Won't be long before the country's nothing but Mexicans and Gallaghers.

Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 5

Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 4

Vaginas

V: "You always pick p*ssies!"
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."

Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 4

Vaginas

I'm gonna beat you like a piñata till candy flies out of your ass!

Lucy Joe Heisner in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 4

Lustige Drohungen

Clare: "Thank you. God loves you."
Veronica: "Yeah, if that were true, he'd have made me white and rich."

Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 2

Every day you wake up breathing, you should be coloring me a note of gratitude that the half of you that came from me wasn't spooged on your mother's neck, but instead was guided by yours truly to get up inside of her to start the life of you.

Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 2

Carl Gallagher

Frank: "It's not sex if you can't remember it."
Kev: "Ha. Then you're a virgin, Frank."

Kevin Ball in Shameless - Staffel 2 Episode 2

Frank Gallagher

Lip: "You really wanna get your ass shot off in some 'stan somewhere?"
Ian: "'Stan?"
Lip: "Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan."

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You just made my boy parts get bigger.

Kevin Ball in Shameless - Staffel 1 Episode 11

Sheila: "Now, by sifting we separate and aerate those flour particles to make them absorb liquids better."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."

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Frank Gallagher

Frank doesn't have friends, only people he hasn't pissed off yet.

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Frank Gallagher

Karen: "Why do we help people we hate?"
Lip: "I believe we're just taking our cue from American foreign policy."

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