Zitate und Sprüche von Mycroft/Watson

Zitate und Sprüche von Mycroft/Watson

Mycroft: Könntet ihr beide euch nicht einmal wie Erwachsene benehmen?

Dr. Watson: Wir klären Verbrechen auf, ich blogge darüber, und er hat seine Hosen vergessen. Ich hätte da keine allzu großen Hoffnungen!
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