Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador peninsula.
BoJack Horseman - Staffel 3 Episode 8
Tennis makes me so mad! Why doesn't anyone catch the ball?
BoJack Horseman - Staffel 3 Episode 2
The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.
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I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!
I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.
Idea for a new app: an undo button that can undo long amounts of time. Three months. A year. A life. One click and everything could just go back to the way it was.
Diane Nguyen in BoJack Horseman - Staffel 2 Episode 12
Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting.
Diane Nguyen in BoJack Horseman - Staffel 2 Episode 10
I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy.
We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.
He's so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.
I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.
Bojack: "How do you make something right when you've made it so wrong you can never go back."
'I think you have to keep moving forward?"
Bojack: "All my life that's all I’ve ever done. What's it gotten me?"
'I think you have to keep moving forward?"
Bojack: "All my life that's all I’ve ever done. What's it gotten me?"
BoJack in BoJack Horseman - Staffel 3 Episode 1
I do love you by the way, I mean as much as I'm capable of loving anyone, which is never enough.
BoJack in BoJack Horseman - Staffel 3 Episode 9
We're not doomed. In the great, grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now, this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.
That's the problem with life, you either know what you want, and you don't get what you want, or you get what you want, and you don’t know what you want.
You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person.
BoJack in BoJack Horseman - Staffel 1 Episode 2
You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?
BoJack in BoJack Horseman - Staffel 1 Episode 9
I think that all you are is just the things that you do.
Perfektion ist unmöglich. Von den 1.526 Matches, die ich in meiner Karriere gespielt habe, habe ich fast 80% gewonnen. Aber wie viele Ballwechsel habe ich gewonnen? 54%! Selbst die besten Tennisspieler gewinnen nicht viel mehr als die Hälfte der Ballwechsel, die sie spielen. Wenn man im Schnitt jeden zweiten Ballwechsel verliert, lernt man, damit umzugehen.
Perfection is impossible. In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches. But what percentage of points did I win? 54%! In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play. When you lose every second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot.
Roger Federer - Juni 2024
Tennis ist Kopfsache. Fit sind alle. Vorhände und Rückhände schlagen können alle.
Tennis is a mental game. Everyone is fit, everyone hits great forehands and backhands.
Manchmal fühle ich mich schon wie 40. Tennisjahre zählen wie Hundejahre.
Wenn ich nicht verliere, kann der andere nicht gewinnen.
Als ich 5 Jahre alt war, hat meine Mutter mir immer gesagt, dass Glück der Schlüssel zum Leben ist.
Als ich zur Schule ging, fragten sie mich was ich werden will wenn ich groß bin.
Ich schrieb "glücklich". Sie sagten mir, dass ich die Aufgabe nicht verstanden habe, aber ich sagte ihnen, dass sie das Leben nicht verstanden haben.
Als ich zur Schule ging, fragten sie mich was ich werden will wenn ich groß bin.
Ich schrieb "glücklich". Sie sagten mir, dass ich die Aufgabe nicht verstanden habe, aber ich sagte ihnen, dass sie das Leben nicht verstanden haben.
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
Manchmal wollen die Menschen einfach glücklich sein, auch wenn das Glück nur vorgetäuscht ist.
Veronica Roth in Die Bestimmung - Divergent - Tödliche Wahrheit
17Nur ein Idiot würde nicht an den Ort zurück kehren an dem er glücklich war.
One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.
Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1
Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.
Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1
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