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What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

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Colonel: "Watkins, why did you join the army?"
Watkins: "For the water-skiing and the travel, sir. Not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir: 'no killing'."
Colonel: "Watkins, are you a pacifist?"
Watkins: "No, sir. I'm not a pacifist, sir. I'm a coward."

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I'd like to complain about people who constantly hold things up by complaining about people who complain. It's high time something was done about it!

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We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.

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We serve no meat of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it.

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This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir, invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

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Mr. Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

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Morning, I'm a bank robber, please don't panic, just hand over all the money.

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I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.

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Peasant: "I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition."
Cardinal Ximinez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

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