Zitate und Sprüche aus Monty Python's Flying Circus

Zitate und Sprüche aus Monty Python's Flying Circus

Monty Python’s Flying Circus war eine britische Comedy-Show der Komikergruppe Monty Python.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
Colonel: "Watkins, why did you join the army?"
Watkins: "For the water-skiing and the travel, sir. Not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir: 'no killing'."
Colonel: "Watkins, are you a pacifist?"
Watkins: "No, sir. I'm not a pacifist, sir. I'm a coward."
I'd like to complain about people who constantly hold things up by complaining about people who complain. It's high time something was done about it!
We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.
We serve no meat of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it.
This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir, invisible. This is an ex-parrot.
Mr. Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.
Morning, I'm a bank robber, please don't panic, just hand over all the money.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.
Peasant: "I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition."
Cardinal Ximinez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

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We took up the offer with the BBC, and that was Monty Python's Flying Circus. I didn't have to submit my ideas to the group. I used to turn up on the days we recorded with a can of film under my arm, and in it went.

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Ich habe es aufgegeben, Fragen zu stellen. Ich akzeptiere einfach alles, was das Leben mir vorwirft... und bewundere die Dummheit.
I've given up asking questions. l merely float on a tsunami of acceptance of anything life throws at me... and marvel stupidly.
Das Fernsehen und die Medien sind überall und übernehmen mit aller Macht. Sie halten nicht eine Sekunde lang ihr Maul. Damit du dir keine eigenen Gedanken machst.
Television and the media are everywhere and they are taking over so powerfully. They don't shut up for a second. So you are unable to think.
Terry Gilliam - Terry Gilliam's flying circus (2006)
Ich nehme keine Drogen. In meinem Kopf schwirren schon genügend merkwürdiger Chemikalien herum. So bin ich von Natur aus.
I don't do drugs. I've got enough bizarre chemicals floating around in my head. I'm just naturally like this.
Terry Gilliam - Mai 1998
Ich mag es nicht, zitiert zu werden, deshalb lüge ich eigentlich immer, wenn ich über meine Arbeit rede.
Because I dislike being quoted I lie almost constantly when talking about my work.
Gorillaz virtually changed my wife... sorry, I mean, life... no, actually, it was my wife.
Mir gefällt es, dass ich einen Film machen kann, den Leute dann sehen, die von sich denken, sie wären die einzigen Verrückten auf der Welt und feststellen - es gibt noch andere Verrückte.
I just like the fact I can make a film which might give comfort to some people who think they are the only crazy person in the world and suddenly they see there are two crazy people in the world.
Fantasie ist nicht nur ein Zufluchtsort, sondern etwas viel extremeres als die Realität. Dort ist alles schöner, wundersamer und beängstigender.
Fantasy isn't just a jolly escape: It's an escape, but into something far more extreme than reality, or normality. It's where things are more beautiful and more wondrous and more terrifying.
In the end, people have to learn to live together. That is what I didn't like about America - it is so homogeneous. I like places where there are people who are different culturally, physically, in every way. And I like to see how they succeed in living together.
Terry Gilliam - Terry Gilliam's flying circus (2006)
I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.
Ich meine, was hast du schon zu verlieren, du weißt, du kommst aus dem Nichts und du gehst wieder ins Nichts zurück. Was hast du also verloren? Nichts!
You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!
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Brian: "Ihr seid alle Individuen!"
Volk: "Ja, wir sind alle Individuen!"
Brian: "Und ihr seid alle völlig verschieden!"
Volk: "Ja, wir sind alle völlig verschieden!"
Mann: "Ich nicht."
Brian: "You're all individuals!"
People: "Yes, we're all individuals!"
Brian: "You're all different!"
People: "Yes, we are all different!"
Man: "I'm not."
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Zenturio: "Die Kreuzigung dauert Stunden, das ist ein langsamer, grauenvoller Tod!"
Matthias: "Naja, aber wenigstens ist man dabei an der frischen Luft."
Centurion: "Crucifixion lasts hours, it's a slow, horrible death."
Matthias: "Well, at least it gets you out in the open air."
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Franzose: "Du verkackter englischer Frischbiertrinker! Ich furze auf euch, ihr Schweinepriester! Wenn es nach mir geht, kommt ihr nicht in die europäische Gemeinschaft!"
Sir Galahad: "Ist dort oben noch jemand anders, mit dem wir reden können?"
Franzose: "Nein! Und jetzt verschwindet endlich, sonst rufe isch 'God shave the Queen'!"
Frenchman: "You empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Sir Galahad: "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
Frenchman: "No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Jetzt türmst du, hm? Du bist ein Feigling - komm zurück du Anfänger! Na warte, wenn ich dich erwische, spiel ich mit deinem Sack Fußball!
Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
"Wer ist denn das?"
"Keine Ahnung. Muss 'n König sein."
"Wie kommst du darauf?"
"Weil er noch nicht völlig mit Scheiße überzogen ist."
"Who's that then?"
"I dunno. Must be a king."
"Why?"
"He hasn't got shit all over him."
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes "ping!". This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
Hospital Administrator in Der Sinn des Lebens - Part I: The Miracle of Birth
Obstetrician 1: "Get the EEG, the BP monitor, and the AVV."
Obstetrician 2: "And get the machine that goes 'ping!'."
Obstetrician 1: "And get the most expensive machine - in case the Administrator comes."
Der Sinn des Lebens - Part I: The Miracle of Birth
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"Na, was machen wir heute morgen Schönes?"
"Das wird eine Geburt."
"Ah! Und was für eine Sache ist das?"
"Äh nun, das ist, wenn wir ein neues Baby aus dem Bauch einer Dame pulen."
"Wundervoll, was wir so alles können."
Der Sinn des Lebens - Part I: The Miracle of Birth
We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's f-ing close to water.
Yorkshireman 1: "Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves."
Yorkshireman 2: "But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'."
Mr. Smoketoomuch: "Good morning!"
Travel agency secretary: "Oh, good morning! Have you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a bjob?"
Wenn Gott nicht wollte, dass wir Tiere essen, wieso hat er sie dann aus Fleisch gemacht?
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
Ich finde es recht einfach, einen Geschäftsmann zu spielen. Langweilig, grausam und inkompetent zu wirken, das liegt mir einfach.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Geld verdirbt die meisten Dinge, sobald es die Hauptmotivation für etwas wird.
I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.
In meinem Leben vergeht kein Tag, ohne dass jemand die Worte "Monty Python" zu mir sagt. Gar nicht schlecht.
No day of my life passes without someone saying the words "Monty Python" to me. It's not bad.
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Wir haben erkannt, dass je weniger wir arbeiten, desto mehr Geld verdienen wir.
We've discovered that the less we do, the more money we make.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.
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Die Menschen sollten mal abbremsen und darüber nachdenken, was sie da tun.
The human race should just slow down and think about what it is doing.
Im Gegensatz zu dem, was Politiker und Religionen uns glauben lassen wollen, wird die Welt nicht sicherer, indem wir Grenzen zwischen den Menschen aufbauen.
Contrary to what the politicians and religious leaders would like us to believe, the world won't be made safer by creating barriers between people.
The use of the word "just" by an Australian means that whatever it is you have to do, it will not be easy, as in "Just pull that sword out of the stone" or "Just split that atom."
Michael Palin - Full Circle with Michael Palin (1997)
Ich habe jede Minute der Python Zeit geliebt und schulde ihnen eine Menge.
I loved every minute of Python and owe so much to them.
Carol Cleveland - Juni 2014
We're all in our 70s now and even doing 10 shows, with lots of costume changes, is going to be exhausting. And the guys have far more to do than me, obviously. But I have a feeling it might not be the last Python project ever. I wouldn't be surprised if they did another film.
Carol Cleveland - Juni 2014
They all welcomed me with open arms and immediately put my fears to rest. John Cleese was rather flirty; Michael Palin seemed rather shy; Terry Jones was very jolly; Eric Idle was a tiny bit aloof; Graham Chapman was very polite and Terry Gilliam was very loud and a bit manic.
What really alarms me about President Bush's "War on Terrorism" is the grammar. How do you wage war on an abstract noun? How is "Terrorism" going to surrender? It's well known, in philological circles, that it's very hard for abstract nouns to surrender.
Wir werden definitiv keinen Koran verbrennen. Nicht heute, nicht jemals.
We will definitely not burn the Koran, no. Not today, not ever.
Das lustige an der Geschichte ist, dass wir uns nie vorstellen, wie die Menschen in früheren Zeiten gelacht haben. Aber das haben sie natürlich.
The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.
Es gibt viele Menschen in diesem Land, die, ohne etwas dafür zu können, vernünftig sind. Manche sind vernünftig geboren. Manche sind später vernünftig geworden.
There are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.
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Wir wollen niemanden mit Absicht verletzen. Es sei denn, wir finden es gerechtfertigt.
We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
Ich hoffe, ich habe etwas geschaffen, das bleibt.
I hope I will have achieved something lasting.

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