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Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.

Who are these tiny tater tots and where did they get so much denim?

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

Belle Bottom: "Alright, who let the kid in?"
Wild Knuckles: "I thought he was a tiny man."
Belle Bottom: "What's wrong with you? Do you seriously think a puny little child can be a villain?"
Gru: "Yes, I am pretty despicable. You don't want to cross me!"

Minions: "Mini Boss! Mini Boss!"
Gru: "Alright. Alright. I'm not mini. Please stop calling me that!"

Minions. There are a lot of villains in the world, but I am going to be a super villain!

Minions. Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names. Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike. Oh, that one is Norbert. He's an idiot. They're all different, but they all share the same goal. To serve the most despicable master they could find. Making their master happy was the tribe's very reason for existence. But that's not to say that they didn't have other passions. Finding a boss was easy. But keeping a boss, therein lies the rub.

The tribe said their farewells. Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time. Hope. Kevin felt pride. He was going to be the one to save his tribe. Stuart felt hungry mostly. He was going to be the one to eat this banana. And Bob, Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. And they were Off. Off to find their new boss.

Bob: "Villain-Con!
Madge Nelson: "Wow! So many bad guys in the car. What fun!"
Walter Nelson: "I knew it! I knew you were villains! Didn't I, honey? What a small world! Hope we're not in rival gangs."

I love England! The music, the fashion... I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday.

Assemble the Minions!

I find there are a few places where I like to meditate more than in other places. There's a little Catholic church that I go to, and there's another temple I go to - there are certain places where I just feel more comfortable.

There comes a point in your life when you realize how quickly time goes by, and how quickly it has gone. Then it really speeds up exponentially. With that, I think you start to put a lot of things into context; you start to see how huge the world is, and really, the universe.

To this day, I have the most fond memories of some of my old toys.

In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.'

Filmmaking is the ultimate team sport.

And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn.

Gru: "Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon!"
Gru's Mom: "I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore."

Agnes: "Your head is really smooth. Sometimes, I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep, peep, peep."
Gru: "Good night, Agnes... never get older!"

Gru: "Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it."
Fred McDade: "Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go."
Gru: "...unless they're dead."

That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.

Statecraft is the art of attending to small matters as diligently as grand ones.

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I'm always cooking very slow so the eggs have enough time to process their separation.

"I'll make eggs for breakfast. How do you want yours?"
"In a cheesecake!"

Yes, that was banana. No one expects the banana.

Nathan: "[got to hold grip on a bar] All right, eh, come on, admit it. You're impressed."
Chloe: "I am. I'll throw you a banana."

In The Matrix, 1999 is described as the peak of human civilization and I laughed about that. But then the next 24 years happened now I'm like, "yeah, maybe the machines had a point."

So cool that we can stream any song on Spotify these days. In the 2000s, downloading a single MP3 took several hours, and you had to be worried about the FBI knocking on your door the whole time.