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You know you fail at Minecraft when you think dirt is useless.

So you're mining stuff to craft with and crafting stuff to mine with? Did your dad write this game?

Your mom's so fat, even in Minecraft she appears round.

Born to play Minecraft -
Forced to go to school

Education is important, but Minecraft is importanter.

You say you don't like Minecraft? Just remember, Minecraft spelled backwards is Tfarcenim - which means absolutely nothing... just like your opinion.

Minecraft and physics have a blocky relationship.

You give a man some pork, you feed him for a day. You teach a man to punch pigs, you feed him for a life time.

Minecraft is a game where I can build anything I can imagine. The only thing I can't build, is what I can't imagine.

It's the first "sandbox game" that actually lets you dig up sand at the beach, build a giant sandbox, build a sandcastle in it, smelt the sand into glass with a furnace you built yourself, rebuild it into a giant glass pyramid with a moat of lava, and then blow it all up with TNT while riding a pig.

You know you're doing great as a mom when your son tells you that he loves you more than Minecraft!

I have to avoid things like "World of Warcraft" or "Minecraft", otherwise I'd never get any work done.

What do you call a small creeper in Minecraft?
A baby boomer.

You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Rick: "If it's all the same, could we still get our stories straight? Because you're a terrible liar."
Jerry: "You called me a master convincer!"
Rick: "You believed me?"

A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2 and it breaks the front page of Reddit. But I'm Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad.

Sylvanas: "Isn't it obvious, Warchief? I serve the Horde."
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"

I have no Light. Not after what I've seen. Not after what I've done.

Something, someone, is calling out from the heart of the world. Like a voice from a dream. Something dark is coming, Anduin. The world needs your Light again.

You needed time. We stayed away. But time by itself heals nothing.

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Kid, I'm a writer that wrote something successful, so if you want me to give it up, you're gonna need a black belt or a big pair of t*ts.

Welcome to life. It's a big boat with a lot of holes, but we're all in it together.

Everything you could ever want to happen happened to me when 'Ready Player One' came out.

Many species lack the ability to defy their own animal instincts and allow their intellect to prevail.

The apple had fallen right next to the crazy tree.

I don't typically hop into the generation wars, because I've got a Gen X birth certificate and a boomer body.

I never feel more Boomer than I do when I'm trying to find what category a specific emoji belongs to.

I'll never accept a Baby Boomer saying mean things about my tattoos.
"Why did you ruin your body with those?"
"I don't know, Nancy, why did you ruin Earth?"

Jerry: "I wanted to ask if it's okay with you if I make myself throw up the cookie."
Beth: "If it makes you feel better and you can do it quietly, yes, but don't hand that advice down to summer."

Summer: "I think it's in our best interest to work as a team."
Morty: "Yeah, most people would call that 'family'."

Oh my god, it's disgusting... actually, it tastes really good... oh my god, it's disgusting that it tastes good.

If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. OK, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none. The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity.

Richard, you have desecrated the sacred treaty betwixt land and sea. Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe - Mr. Nimbus!

That was when I realized, as terrifying and painful as reality can be, it’s also the only place where you can find true happiness. Because reality is real.

I know that the future is scary at times. But there's just no escaping it.

Each day that passes, the future flows into the present which blurs into the past.

Anduin: "Only one of us wanted this war."
Sylvanas: "You call for peace when it suits you, little lion. But you're quick enough to kill."

Tend to what matters most to your flight, and I will save what matters most to mine.

To ask why we fight is to ask why leaves fall - it is in their nature. Perhaps there is a better question: Why do we fight? To protect home and family, to preserve balance and bring harmony. For my kind the true question is: What is worth fighting for?

Imprisoned for ten thousand years. Banished from my own homeland. And now, you dare enter my realm. You are not prepared!

Arthas! The blood of your father, of your people, demands justice! Come forth, coward, and answer for your crimes!

Let them come. They'll find the Horde to be more than they bargained for!