Zitate und Sprüche von Michelangelo (Ninja Turtles)

Raphael: "Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?"
Michelangelo: "You made me promise never to say it again."
Raphael: "Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?"
Michelangelo: "I've been holding it in for years... COWABUNGA!"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Pizza

I love being a turtle!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

There comes a time, brothers, where history is forged like melted cheese. It sticks together as one, but it's still soft and squishy in the middle.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Käse

Uh... yuck! You guys won't like it... I'll take the rest!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

We're lean, we're green, and we're mean!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Guys, did you see? I totally talked to a girl!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

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The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

April O'Neil: "What are you?"
Leonardo: "Well, miss, we're ninjas."
Raphael: "We're mutants!"
Donatello: "Technically, we're turtles."
Michelangelo: "And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations."
April O'Neil: "So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?"
Donatello: "When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Raphael: "Drive!"
Vernon Fenwick: "You're a talking turtle."
Raphael: "Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, hit it!"

Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.

Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

One-Liner

Who were you expecting, maybe the Addams Family?

Donatello in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Addams Family

Fighting's for grownups, and that's only if you got no other choice.

Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Kämpfen

Humans are the demon scum of the Earth. Avoid them. Don't say hi. They lust to murder that which is different from them. To interact with them is to die.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Do I need to remind you who has four shells and defeated the Shredder?

Leonardo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

This is why you never go to New Jersey!

Donatello in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

New Jersey

Leonardo: "Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?"
Donatello: "0.00000003%!"
Leonardo: "I'll take it!"

Leonardo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

I do not wish to fight. But cast a stone into the lake, and the ripples will return to you.

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Kämpfen

So, they're heroes in a half shell?

Vernon Fenwick in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Trust me, I may not have ninja training, but I have achieved a level of awesomeness attainable only to Casey Jones.

Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing: a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused! Elbows locked! Stance lowered! Be one with the blades! I know you are eager to answer their calls. But your training is not yet complete. The world below must remain your home. As your father, you must trust me and be patient. You are not yet ready to go above ground, but I believe when that day comes, when you rise to the streets, you will be responsible for amazing things.

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

I've had many enemies over the years. If there's one thing I've learned, it's never engage in a fight you're sure to lose. On the other hand, never let anyone who has insulted you get away with it. Bide your time and strike back when you're in a position of strength - even if you no longer need to strike back.

Stieg Larsson in Verblendung

Feinde & Gegner

The more you move up in the world, the more enemies you make.

Rue Bennett in Euphoria

Erfolg Feinde & Gegner

Wenn ich die Wahl hätte, mit egal welcher Frau auf der Welt zusammen zu sein oder mit dir zu Hause zu sitzen, Pizza zu essen und Fernsehn zu schauen, würde ich mich jederzeit für dich entscheiden

J.D. in Scrubs

Liebeserklärungen Pizza

Oh, ich glaube fest daran
Dass uns Pizza retten kann
Sie verbündet diese Welt
Baby, lass uns Pizza bestell'n

Antilopen Gang - Pizza

Pizza

Alter hat keine Bedeutung... es sei denn, du bist ein Käse.

Age doesn't really matter... unless you're a cheese.

Alter Käse

Wie soll man ein Land regieren, das 246 verschiedene Käsesorten hat?

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?

Charles de Gaulle

Frankreich Käse

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