Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 2Please do not drink and drive... because you may hit a bump and spill the drink.
Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 1I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin' Donuts?
DonutsMichael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 1I live by one rule: "No office romances". No way! Very messy, inappropriate. But I live by another rule: "Just do it" - Nike.
Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 6The main difference between me and Donald Trump is that I get no pleasure out of saying the words, "You're fired."
Donald TrumpMichael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 4You'll notice I didn't have anybody be Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended.
Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 2How come Chris Rock can do a routine, and everyone finds it hilarious and groundbreaking. Then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to corporate?
Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 2Ich bin in erster Linie ein Freund und der Boss in zweiter. Und ich will mal sagen, in dritter ein Entertainer.
I'm a friend first and a boss second. Probably entertainer third.
Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 1Das ist von ganz oben. Wie oft muss ich dir noch sagen, dass es für die Firmenleitung eine seperate Ablage gibt? Nämlich den Papierkorb!
This is from corporate. How many times have I told you that there's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate? It's called the wastepaper basket!
Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 1Menschen vor denen ich Respekt habe sind zum Beispiel... Bob Hope. Abraham Lincoln, auf jeden Fall. Bono. Und wahrscheinlich wäre der liebe Gott der vierte. Ich denke, dass all diese Menschen unsere Welt in vielerlei Hinsicht positiv verändert haben. Das lässt sich gar nicht in Worte fassen.
Heros of mine would be... Bob Hope. Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words.
Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 1