Zitat von Maury das Hormonmonster (Staffel 1 Episode 8)

Jay: "How else are men supposed to get bj0bs?"
Maury: "You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served'."

Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth - Staffel 1 Episode 8

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You're gonna sit on his face and use that hair as a seat belt.

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Pubertäts-Fee?! Ich bin das Hormonmonster. Ich bin keine Fee. Ich meine, klar, ich ficke Jungs, aber ich bin sicher keine schwule Fee.

Puberty Fairy?! I'm the hormone monster. I'm no fairy. I mean sure I like to f*ck around with dudes, but I'm no fairy.

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I know this all seems embarrassing right now but maybe one day you'll look back on this time fondly and perhaps even make something beautiful out of it.

Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth

You somehow made farting even cooler!

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Kids just don't nut like they used to.

Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth - Staffel 3 Episode 7

Wrong? We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken finger.

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Florida

Smile, but with your p3nis.

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I just wish you could see your d1ck the way I do.

Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth - Staffel 3 Episode 6

I mean, maybe if it's animated we can get away with it.

Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth

We hate camp. It stinks like trees. And the boy only likes to poop at home.

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This kid is a goddamn prodigy. I think he's his own hormone monster.

Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth

Show her you like her. Kick her in the shins!

Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth

Andrew: "Jay erzählt die ganze Zeit rum, er würde beim Ball befingert werden."
Nick: "Was? Also erstens, glaube ich, hat er da was falsch verstanden, oder aber du hast ihn ganz schön derbe falsch zitiert."

Andrew: "Jay's been bragging that he's gonna get fingered at the dance."
Nick: "What? First of all, I think he's got that wrong. Either that or you have grossly misquoted him."

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Die Girls werden ihn bei lebendigem Leib auffressen und dann wieder auskotzen, weil sie unter Magersucht leiden.

Those girls are gonna eat him alive, and then barf him out because they're bulimic.

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Ich werd kein Mädchen fragen. Diese Art von Zurückweisung brauch' ich nicht.

I'm not gonna ask a girl. I don't need that kind of rejection.

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I gotta withhold my seed for the safety of mankind.

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If I was gonna f*ck a turkey, I would warm it up, like a goddamn gentleman!

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I am not a kid, for your information. I am 60 years old. I remember when Moses was president.

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Eleanor Roosevelt once said, quote, "Do one thing every day that scares you," closed quote. And I think this red bra scares both of us.

Jessi Glaser in Big Mouth

Eleanor Roosevelt

My whole body is tense, like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.

Andrew Glouberman in Big Mouth - Staffel 4 Episode 8

Joe Biden

Gay Town sounds fun, but I've thought a lot about it, and I belong in Biami.

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I'm like Young Sheldon... if he fed.

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Young Sheldon

Nick: "I mean until Trump got elected, Harriet Tubman was going to be on the $20 bill."
Andrew: "Oh yeah, what happened with that?"
Nick: "I think it's gonna be Papa John now."

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Harriet Tubman

What is the point of research papers? Every thing's on Wikipedia, and it's all completely accurate.

Nick Birch in Big Mouth - Staffel 3 Episode 6

Wikipedia

Listen to me! You want to shoplift lipstick, you want to listen to Lana Del Rey on repeat while you cut up all your t-shirts. You want to scream at your mother and then laugh at her tears!

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Lana Del Rey

Florentin: "Wenn ihr euch wirklich mal auseinander streitet - dass man in nem Flashback diese Szene hier zeigen kann: Woran denkt ihr, wird eure Viererbeziehung scheitern? Mit einem Wort."
Nils: "Simon."

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Simon Krätschmer

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