Jay: "How else are men supposed to get bj0bs?"
Maury: "You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served'."
You're gonna sit on his face and use that hair as a seat belt.
Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth, Staffel 3 Episode 10Pubertäts-Fee?! Ich bin das Hormonmonster. Ich bin keine Fee. Ich meine, klar, ich ficke Jungs, aber ich bin sicher keine schwule Fee.
Puberty Fairy?! I'm the hormone monster. I'm no fairy. I mean sure I like to f-ck around with dudes, but I'm no fairy.
Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth, Staffel 1 Episode 1I know this all seems embarrassing right now but maybe one day you'll look back on this time fondly and perhaps even make something beautiful out of it.
Maury das Hormonmonster in Big MouthYou somehow made farting even cooler!
Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth, Staffel 3 Episode 11Kids just don't nut like they used to.
Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth, Staffel 3 Episode 7Wrong? We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken finger.
FloridaMaury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth, Staffel 3 Episode 5Smile, but with your p3nis.
Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth, Staffel 3 Episode 6I just wish you could see your d1ck the way I do.
Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth, Staffel 3 Episode 6I mean, maybe if it's animated we can get away with it.
Maury das Hormonmonster in Big MouthWe hate camp. It stinks like trees. And the boy only likes to poop at home.
Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth, Staffel 4 Episode 1This kid is a goddamn prodigy. I think he's his own hormone monster.
Maury das Hormonmonster in Big MouthShow her you like her. Kick her in the shins!
Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth