Zitate und Sprüche von Maury das Hormonmonster

Zitate und Sprüche von Maury das Hormonmonster

Jay: "How else are men supposed to get bj0bs?"
Maury: "You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served'."
Big Mouth - Staffel 1 Episode 8
You're gonna sit on his face and use that hair as a seat belt.
Big Mouth - Staffel 3 Episode 10
Pubertäts-Fee?! Ich bin das Hormonmonster. Ich bin keine Fee. Ich meine, klar, ich ficke Jungs, aber ich bin sicher keine schwule Fee.
Puberty Fairy?! I'm the hormone monster. I'm no fairy. I mean sure I like to f*ck around with dudes, but I'm no fairy.
Big Mouth - Staffel 1 Episode 1
I know this all seems embarrassing right now but maybe one day you'll look back on this time fondly and perhaps even make something beautiful out of it.
You somehow made farting even cooler!
Big Mouth - Staffel 3 Episode 11
Kids just don't nut like they used to.
Big Mouth - Staffel 3 Episode 7
Wrong? We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken finger.
Big Mouth - Staffel 3 Episode 5
Smile, but with your p3nis.
Big Mouth - Staffel 3 Episode 6
I just wish you could see your d1ck the way I do.
Big Mouth - Staffel 3 Episode 6
I mean, maybe if it's animated we can get away with it.
We hate camp. It stinks like trees. And the boy only likes to poop at home.
Big Mouth - Staffel 4 Episode 1
This kid is a goddamn prodigy. I think he's his own hormone monster.
Show her you like her. Kick her in the shins!