Larry: "I have never once put an ounce of gas in that tank and somehow - it's always full."
Ben: "Yeah, magic is the only explanation for that."
Ben: "Yeah, magic is the only explanation for that."
Staffel 1 Episode 7
If there was a toaster in here, you would be a dead man!
Staffel 1 Episode 7
There's a fine line between spying and securing. They teach you that at a mandatory seminar. And I was not able to attend.
Staffel 1 Episode 6
That's the thing no one tells you about a new relationship. You think you're just dating one person, but the truth is: you're dating everyone that person knows - and you better hope they like you!
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There's something liberating about not pretending. Dare to embarrass yourself. Risk!
I never want to get to the point where it's all about my needs, and the hell with anybody else.
I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power. It's mostly that I want to have a good job and have good friends; that's the good stuff in life.
When you've been locked up in a mental institution, people are going to ask questions. It was OK, because I didn't have to act perfect all the time.
God made a very obvious choice when he made me voluptuous; why would I go against what he decided for me? My limbs work, so I'm not going to complain about the way my body is shaped.
So ist es eben: Liebe plus Zeit minus Distanz gleich Hass.
It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.
Louis C. K. - 2017
1Einen Menschen zu finden, den man liebt und der einen ebenfalls liebt, ist ein wunderschönes Gefühl. Aber einen wahren Seelenverwandten zu finden ist sogar noch besser. Ein Seelenverwandter ist jemand, der einen besser versteht, als alle anderen, der einen liebt wie kein anderer und für einen da ist, komme was da wolle. Man sagt, dass nichts für ewig ist. Aber ich glaube fest daran, dass für manche Menschen die Liebe selbst dann weitergeht, wenn sie tot sind.
Finding someone you love and who loves you back is a wonderful, wonderful feeling. But finding a true soul mate is an even better feeling. A soul mate is someone who understands you like no other, loves you like no other, will be there for you forever, no matter what. They say that nothing lasts forever, but I am a firm believer in the fact that for some, love lives on even after we're gone.
Aber wenn du mich zähmst, werden wir einander brauchen.
Du wirst für mich einzig sein in der Welt. Ich werde für dich einzig sein in der Welt...
Du wirst für mich einzig sein in der Welt. Ich werde für dich einzig sein in der Welt...
Wenn alles untergeht, bleib ich hier, bleib bei dir, du bei mir
Wenn nichts and'res übrig bleibt, bleibt das Wir
Wenn nichts and'res übrig bleibt, bleibt das Wir
Prinz Pi - Glück, Album: Kompass Ohne Norden
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Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.
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