Zitate und Sprüche aus Lucky Luke

Averell: "I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?"
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."

Hey, wollt ihr mich wohl reinlassen!? Ich bin rechtmäßig verurteilt und habe auch Anspruch auf den Knast!

Lucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."

Unsere Lehrerin hatte echt recht, als sie sagte, dass man durch Bücher dem Alltag entfliehen kann. Ich bereue fast, dass ich zu Beginn des Schuljahres meinen Colt auf sie leer geballert habe.

Luke: "The Daltons have a baby."
"The Daltons are reproducing?!"
Luke: "Calm down, it's just a kidnapping."

Joe Dalton: "It's not over, Cowboy. We will meet again!"
Lucky Luke: "I sure hope so. It was amusing."

Crazy Wolf: "Crazy Wolf finally gave up smoking."
Lucky Luke: "Yep, me too."
Crazy Wolf: "Did you suffer from many cravings?"
Lucky Luke: "Yep - I had to chew on a piece of straw for a long time."

Thug: "Don't you see I have a cannon? One move from my hand, and you are obliterated."
Luke: "Make the move!"

Here, savor it you don't get to smoke much at the end of a rope.

Lucky Luke: "Sagt mal, könnte ihr nicht normal reden? Ewig die Artikel zu verschlucken und alle Verben in den Infinitiv zu setzen, das geht mir langsam auf den Senkel."
Häuptling: "Wir Indianer drücken uns eben so aus, um der Unterhaltung etwas Lokalkolorit zu verleihen. Das gefällt den Touristen."

Averell: "No, seriously, who am I supposed to be?"
Joe: "You are an idiot!"
Averell: "Oh, okay, that's all I wanted to know."

William: "Sorry, I got lost on the way back."
Joe: "Really? While holding a map?!"
William: "Oh, right. How silly. I plain didn't think to look at it!"
Joe: "You.... you... you Averell!"

Luke: "We need to split up to cover more ground. Joe, go North; Jack, go South; William, go West; Averell, go East."
Joe: "What about you?"
Luke: "Me? Well, I am following you!"
Joe: "Of course. Don't expect us to be stupid enough to leave you alone here!"
Luke: "They really are dumber than I thought."

I'm a poor lonesome cowboy,
But it doesn't bother me,
For this poor lonesome cowboy
Prefers a horse for company.
Got nothing against women,
But I wave them all goodbye.
My horse and me keep riding;
We don't like being tied.