Ich bin zu alt für so eine Scheiße.
I'm too old for this sh-t.Lethal Weapon, von Roger Murtaugh
You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.Lethal Weapon - 3, von Martin Riggs
Murtaugh: "Gott liebt mich nicht mehr, das wird's sein."
Riggs: "Dann lieben Sie ihn auch nicht mehr, bei mir hilft's."
Murtaugh: "God hates me. That's what it is."
Riggs: "Hate him back; it works for me."
Ich bin schon Auto gefahren, da hast du noch in die Windeln gemacht!
I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!Lethal Weapon, von Roger Murtaugh
Ich werde dir was sagen: Wenn du den morgigen Tag durchstehst ohne jemanden umzubringen, vor allem nicht mich oder dich selbst, dann fang' ich an, dir zu trauen.
Riggs: "You don't trust me at all, do you?"
Murtaugh: "Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you."
Riggs: "Fair enough."
Leo Getz: "Those doctors are savages. I mean, where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam? With a telescope big enough to see Venus!"
Martin Riggs: "I guess all they saw was Uranus, huh?"
Riggs: "Was ist, soll ich fahren?"
Murtaugh: "Nein, sie sind doch angeblich ein Selbstmordkandidat, ich werde fahren."
Riggs: "Jeder, der in dieser Stadt Auto fährt, ist ein Selbstmordkandidat."
Riggs: "You want me to drive?"
Murtaugh: "No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive."
Riggs: "Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal."
We are partners. What happens to you, happens to me.Lethal Weapon, von Martin Riggs
What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!Lethal Weapon, von Martin Riggs
Murtaugh: "Hey Riggs, findest du es wirklich gut, wie meine Frau kocht?"
Murtaugh: "Hey Riggs! You really like my wife's cooking?"
Riggs: "No. See you tomorrow."
Murtaugh: "Hast du schon mal jemanden getroffen, den du nicht getötet hast?"
Riggs: "Dich habe ich noch nicht getötet."
Murtaugh: "Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?"
Riggs: "Well, I haven't killed you yet."
I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem.Lethal Weapon - 3, von Martin Riggs
Murtaugh: "See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him."
Riggs: "Hey, that's no fair. The building guy lived!"
Murtaugh: "What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?"
Riggs: "I would if I slept."
Murtaugh: "You saved my life. Thank you."
Riggs: "Oh, I'll bet that hurt to say."
Murtaugh: "You'll never know."
I don't make things complicated. That's the way they get, all by themselves.Lethal Weapon, von Martin Riggs
Murtaugh: "Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner."
Martin Riggs: "My luck's changing for the better every day."
Weißt du, Roger, du passt nicht mehr in die 80er Jahre. Die harten Typen sind nicht mehr gefragt. Jetzt ist sensibel Mode.
You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and shit like that. I think I'm an '80s man.80er JahreLethal Weapon, von Sergeant McCaskey
I'm not a cop tonight, Roger, it's personal.Lethal Weapon - 2, von Martin Riggs
I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets. Get it?Lethal Weapon - 2