What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.
Leslie Knope in Parks and RecreationI would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.
WeinLeslie Knope in Parks and RecreationI'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Leslie Knope in Parks and RecreationNo matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white, male U.S. Senator.
Leslie Knope in Parks and RecreationCalzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them.
Leslie Knope in Parks and RecreationThe raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of the town and we have ours.
Leslie Knope in Parks and RecreationI don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.
Leslie Knope in Parks and RecreationI stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.
SalatLeslie Knope in Parks and RecreationGuys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.
Leslie Knope in Parks and RecreationWe have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.
Leslie Knope in Parks and RecreationI'm gonna get drunk and then I'm gonna order a three-course meal where each course is made of dessert.
Leslie Knope in Parks and RecreationEverything hurts and I'm dying.
Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 4 Episode 17