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Do I need to remind you who has four shells and defeated the Shredder?

Leonardo: "Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?"
Donatello: "0.00000003%!"
Leonardo: "I'll take it!"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

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The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Woah… pretty heavy philosophical stuff for a cartoon show!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The enemy of my enemy is my bro!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Feinde & Gegner

April O'Neil: "What are you?"
Leonardo: "Well, miss, we're ninjas."
Raphael: "We're mutants!"
Donatello: "Technically, we're turtles."
Michelangelo: "And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations."
April O'Neil: "So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?"
Donatello: "When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Raphael: "Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?"
Michelangelo: "You made me promise never to say it again."
Raphael: "Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?"
Michelangelo: "I've been holding it in for years... COWABUNGA!"

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Raphael: "Drive!"
Vernon Fenwick: "You're a talking turtle."
Raphael: "Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, hit it!"

Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.

Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

One-Liner

Who were you expecting, maybe the Addams Family?

Donatello in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Addams Family

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Pizza

I love being a turtle!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Fighting's for grownups, and that's only if you got no other choice.

Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Kämpfen

Humans are the demon scum of the Earth. Avoid them. Don't say hi. They lust to murder that which is different from them. To interact with them is to die.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

This is why you never go to New Jersey!

Donatello in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

New Jersey

I do not wish to fight. But cast a stone into the lake, and the ripples will return to you.

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Kämpfen

There comes a time, brothers, where history is forged like melted cheese. It sticks together as one, but it's still soft and squishy in the middle.

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Käse

Uh... yuck! You guys won't like it... I'll take the rest!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

We're lean, we're green, and we're mean!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Guys, did you see? I totally talked to a girl!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

So, they're heroes in a half shell?

Vernon Fenwick in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Trust me, I may not have ninja training, but I have achieved a level of awesomeness attainable only to Casey Jones.

Casey Jones in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing: a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused! Elbows locked! Stance lowered! Be one with the blades! I know you are eager to answer their calls. But your training is not yet complete. The world below must remain your home. As your father, you must trust me and be patient. You are not yet ready to go above ground, but I believe when that day comes, when you rise to the streets, you will be responsible for amazing things.

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Humor reduziert ihre Glaubwürdigkeit und Seriösität. Die besten Reden der Geschichte kamen auch ohne aus. Oder können sie sich Martin Luther Kings "I have a dream" mit Humor vorstellen?

Prof. Dr. Richard Pohl in Contra

Martin Luther King

Ich erwürge dich, ich bring dich um, ich verscharr dich, ich buddel dich aus, ich klone dich und ich bringe alle deine Klone um!

Madagascar

Lustige Drohungen

Hat er gerade Grand Central Station gesagt, oder verstehe ich hier nur Bahnhof?

Madagascar

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