Zitate und Sprüche aus Leo

It's a tough time, but these are the best years. Believe me.

Summer: "Why are your hands wet?"
Leo: "They're naturally moist."

No animal wants to be locked up.

Squirtle: "All right, another year, another batch of fifth-grade headcases."
Leo: "Let's just get through it."
Teacher: "I hope everyone's met our class pets, Leonardo and Squirtle."
Kid 1: "I'm not touching those things."
Kid 2: "Don't they eat, sleep, and poo in the same place?"
Squirtle: "Hey! I poo where he sleeps."

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

If you wonder why society is going down the drain, take a look at people having children. Then, look at the people who you think would make good parents. That should tell you just about all you need to know.

Professional soccer player, right? She goes on to ESPN and she starts b*tching, "I don't understand, how come female athletes don't make as much as male athletes?" And all of these men had to sit there and act, like they didn't know what the answer was.
Literally, I'm sitting at home, screaming at the TV, "because you don't sell any f*cking tickets! Nobody is going to women's soccer games."

McDonald's is the reason why I'm out of shape. I would have got a salad, but you didn't have the option. So I was like, well, I guess I got to get 52 BigMacs. Thanks a lot McDonald's!

Everything about Boston is unique. It isn't one thing. Boston is its own deal.

A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.

Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.

Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.

Ats Ayittey: "Excuse me but this is the quiet carriage."
Stefan Tovell: "Shut the f*ck up then."

"Hey. Do you like bad boys?"
"Sure do. Let me know if you find one."

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.

The people's rage. It is like an illness, an ulcer. And ulcers must be cauterized.

People say Hawkins is cursed. They're not way off.

Weems: "No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

Even people that have made mistakes deserve happiness.