Zitate und Sprüche von Laura Prepon

I never think of myself as any kind of sex symbol, but I get letters from all over, all sorts. It's really cool. I get a lot from inmates, which is kind of scary. But the best was the guy who wanted to send me a plane ticket to fly me to his prom.

I like to think I'll just be walking down the street one day and stop and meet someone, like, 'Oh my God, you're awesome,' and then we start dating.

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I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.

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Well, I think that... when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know?

Alex Vause in Orange Is the New Black

Nein ich wurde nie deswegen verhaftet. Vagabundieren, Störung des öffentlichen Friedens, Nacktheit, Ansprechen von Männern.. ähh.. wie heißt das, wenn die jemanden wirklich verhaften wollen, aber keinen Grund zum verhaften haben? ... Ah.. Belästigung der Allgemeinheit! Da hab ich die meisten Punkte, Sir.

Lolly in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 4 Episode 7

Poussey: "Also du sagst, du willst nicht mit mir zusammen sein."
Soso: "Nein. Ich ... Ich weiß nur nicht ob ich jemals das sein werde, was du brauchst."
Poussey: "Das lass mal meine Sorge sein."
Soso: "Wie meinst du das?"
Poussey: "Also... vielleicht stellt es in Frage, was du bisher von dir gedacht hast ... und vielleicht brichst du ja mein Herz in tausend Stücke, aber ähm, das sind nur >Vielleichts<. Man kann sein Leben nicht nach den >Vielleichts< richten."

Poussey Washington in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 4 Episode 6

You're a beautiful, sweet girl. F*ck this guy!

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black

What do I think love is? It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much, that people think something's wrong with you.
...And also f*cking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right f*cking.

Aleida Diaz in Orange Is the New Black

"What's love to you?"
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."

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Pizza

All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.

Galina Reznikov in Orange Is the New Black

You gotta move...The f*ck...On!

Gloria Mendoza in Orange Is the New Black

If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep I would totally be tearing up right now.

Maritza Ramos in Orange Is the New Black

Pain is always there cause life is freaking painful, okay?

Tiffany Doggett in Orange Is the New Black

I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.

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This is why you never go to New Jersey!

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New Jersey

Eine neue Studie besagt, dass New Jersey die höchste Lebensqualität im ganzen Land bietet. Die Studie hat eine Fehlertoleranz von 100 Prozent.

The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.

Conan O'Brien

New Jersey

Gerade wenn man denkt, dass es nicht schlimmer kommen kann, müssen wir nach Jersey.

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, we gotta go to Jersey.

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New Jersey

I feel like if you're in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan.

Kevin Smith

New Jersey

New Jersey hat zwei Seiten - schreckliche Städte und wunderschöne Vororte. Ich lebe in einem Vorort, dem letzten Schlachtfeld des amerikanischen Traums, wo die Menschen heiraten, Kinder bekommen und versuchen, ein glückliches Leben zu führen.

The state of New Jersey is really two places - terrible cities and wonderful suburbs. I live in the suburbs, the final battleground of the American dream, where people get married and have kids and try to scratch out a happy life for themselves. It's very romantic in that way, but a bit naive. I like to play with that in my work.

Harlan Coben

New Jersey

Habe mir vorgenommen dieses Semester besser zu planen...

Fange jetzt schon mit Netflix an, sonst wird es in der Klausurenphase wieder so stressig.

Best Of Jodel

Lustige Sprüche Studium & Uni Netflix

Man ist so lange nicht betrunken, solang man auf dem Boden liegen kann ohne sich festhalten zu müssen.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Alkohol Lustige Sprüche

Do you know the parable about the frog in the cream? Two frogs landed in a pail of cream. One, thinking rationally, understood straight away that there was no point in resistance and that you can't deceive destiny. But then what if there's an afterlife – why bother jumping around, entertaining false hopes in vain? He crossed his legs and sank to the bottom. The second, the fool, was probably an atheist. And she started to flop around. It would seem that she had no reason to flail about if everything was predestined. But she flopped around and flopped around anyway . . . Meanwhile, the cream turned to butter. And she crawled out. We honour the memory of this second frog's friend, eternally damned for the sake of progress and rational thought.

Dmitry Glukhovsky in Metro - 2033

Frösche

I hate it when you talk sometimes. No... all the time.

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black

Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."

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Vaginas

Larry Bloom: "Are we at least gonna talk about other options?"
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."

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Red: "Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen."
Piper: "Why, because all black people love chicken?"
Red: "Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken."

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Pennsatucky: "It weren't my fault. I was just doing as the Spirit commanded."
Pussey: "F*ck are you? Joan of Arc?"
Pennsatucky: "No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany..."

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What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?

George Mendez in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 5

Lorna Morello: "I need to start tightening up. You're making me feel like a cave."
Nicky Nichols: "Baby, it's a c*nt, it stretches!"
Lorna Morello: "Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're trying to climb inside my womb."

Lorna Morello in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 5

Joe Caputo: "You ever notice how some dog breeds, they sound kind of dirty? Like, shih tzu, cocker, Jack-something."
Susan Fischer: "Poodle."
Joe Caputo: "That is good, I didn't think of that one."

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Ich habe mit einem Teil meiner ostdeutschen Familie gebrochen, weil sie politische Haltungen vertreten, für die ich nicht stehe. Ich kann da auch keine falsche Toleranz oder Verständnis zeigen. Ich bin absolut gegen die AfD.

Nina Chuba - September 2025

AfD

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