Zitate und Sprüche von Laura Prepon

Zitate und Sprüche von Laura Prepon

Laura Helene Prepon (* 7. März 1980 in Watchung, New Jersey) ist eine US-amerikanische Schauspielerin, Synchronsprecherin und Regisseurin. Ihre bekanntesten Rollen sind die der Donna Pinciotti in Die wilden Siebziger und die der Alex Vause in Orange Is the New Black.

I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too.
Ich gucke mir so ziemlich alles auf Netflix an, und wenn möglich, schaue ich alle Folgen einer Serie am Stück.
Man will immer seinen Soulmate finden, seine große Liebe. Aber bis es so weit ist, muss man eine Menge Frösche küssen.
I never think of myself as any kind of sex symbol, but I get letters from all over, all sorts. It's really cool. I get a lot from inmates, which is kind of scary. But the best was the guy who wanted to send me a plane ticket to fly me to his prom.
I like to think I'll just be walking down the street one day and stop and meet someone, like, 'Oh my God, you're awesome,' and then we start dating.

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Rule Number One: Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl.
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I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.
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Well, I think that... when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know?
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Nein ich wurde nie deswegen verhaftet. Vagabundieren, Störung des öffentlichen Friedens, Nacktheit, Ansprechen von Männern.. ähh.. wie heißt das, wenn die jemanden wirklich verhaften wollen, aber keinen Grund zum verhaften haben? ... Ah.. Belästigung der Allgemeinheit! Da hab ich die meisten Punkte, Sir.
Lolly in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 4 Episode 7
Poussey: "Also du sagst, du willst nicht mit mir zusammen sein."
Soso: "Nein. Ich ... Ich weiß nur nicht ob ich jemals das sein werde, was du brauchst."
Poussey: "Das lass mal meine Sorge sein."
Soso: "Wie meinst du das?"
Poussey: "Also... vielleicht stellt es in Frage, was du bisher von dir gedacht hast ... und vielleicht brichst du ja mein Herz in tausend Stücke, aber ähm, das sind nur >Vielleichts<. Man kann sein Leben nicht nach den >Vielleichts< richten."
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You're a beautiful, sweet girl. F*ck this guy!
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What do I think love is? It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much, that people think something's wrong with you.
...And also f*cking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right f*cking.
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"What's love to you?"
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."
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All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.
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You gotta move...The f*ck...On!
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If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep I would totally be tearing up right now.
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Pain is always there cause life is freaking painful, okay?
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I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.
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This is why you never go to New Jersey!
Eine neue Studie besagt, dass New Jersey die höchste Lebensqualität im ganzen Land bietet. Die Studie hat eine Fehlertoleranz von 100 Prozent.
Gerade wenn man denkt, dass es nicht schlimmer kommen kann, müssen wir nach Jersey.
Hulk in What If…? - Staffel 1 Episode 4
I feel like if you're in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan.
New Jersey hat zwei Seiten - schreckliche Städte und wunderschöne Vororte. Ich lebe in einem Vorort, dem letzten Schlachtfeld des amerikanischen Traums, wo die Menschen heiraten, Kinder bekommen und versuchen, ein glückliches Leben zu führen.
Habe mir vorgenommen dieses Semester besser zu planen...

Fange jetzt schon mit Netflix an, sonst wird es in der Klausurenphase wieder so stressig.
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Man ist so lange nicht betrunken, solang man auf dem Boden liegen kann ohne sich festhalten zu müssen.
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Do you know the parable about the frog in the cream? Two frogs landed in a pail of cream. One, thinking rationally, understood straight away that there was no point in resistance and that you can't deceive destiny. But then what if there's an afterlife – why bother jumping around, entertaining false hopes in vain? He crossed his legs and sank to the bottom. The second, the fool, was probably an atheist. And she started to flop around. It would seem that she had no reason to flail about if everything was predestined. But she flopped around and flopped around anyway . . . Meanwhile, the cream turned to butter. And she crawled out. We honour the memory of this second frog's friend, eternally damned for the sake of progress and rational thought.
I hate it when you talk sometimes. No... all the time.
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Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."
Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 8
Larry Bloom: "Are we at least gonna talk about other options?"
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."
Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 8
Red: "Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen."
Piper: "Why, because all black people love chicken?"
Red: "Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken."
Galina Reznikov in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 5
Pennsatucky: "It weren't my fault. I was just doing as the Spirit commanded."
Pussey: "F*ck are you? Joan of Arc?"
Pennsatucky: "No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany..."
Tiffany Doggett in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 5
What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?
George Mendez in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 5
I'm not surviving, I'm just existing.
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Larry: "She's guilty she's leaving. It's a guilt pig roasting box."
Pete: "At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?"
Larry: "A baby?"
Pete: "You can't eat it."
Pete Harper in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 1
(Love is) pain, horrible pain, that you want again and again.
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Lorna Morello: "I need to start tightening up. You're making me feel like a cave."
Nicky Nichols: "Baby, it's a c*nt, it stretches!"
Lorna Morello: "Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're trying to climb inside my womb."
Lorna Morello in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 5
Diese Gefahr besteht nicht, weil alle NATO-Mitgliedstaaten, alle Unterstützerstaaten der Ukraine sich völlig darüber im klaren sind, dass die Grenze zur Kriegsbeteiligung nicht überschritten werden wird.
Boris Pistorius - Juli 2024

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