Larry Bloom: "Are we at least gonna talk about other options?"
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."
Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 8
Or I look single, 34 and single, which must mean there's something wrong with me. Like, you keep large reptiles in tanks, or I have a very special relationship with my mother.
Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 7
Well, I'm just gonna go jerk off then. For the 500th time today.
Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 3
Guard: "Inmate, step away from the machine."
Larry: "He just called you 'inmate'."
Guard: "You too, sir."
Larry: "Sorry."
Larry: "He just called you 'inmate'."
Guard: "You too, sir."
Larry: "Sorry."
Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 2
Larry: "Where would you like me to put it then, Piper?"
Piper: "Up your ass."
Larry: "There's no room. Apparently, my head's already up there."
Piper: "Up your ass."
Larry: "There's no room. Apparently, my head's already up there."
Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 1
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Soso: "Nein. Ich ... Ich weiß nur nicht ob ich jemals das sein werde, was du brauchst."
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Soso: "Wie meinst du das?"
Poussey: "Also... vielleicht stellt es in Frage, was du bisher von dir gedacht hast ... und vielleicht brichst du ja mein Herz in tausend Stücke, aber ähm, das sind nur >Vielleichts<. Man kann sein Leben nicht nach den >Vielleichts< richten."
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...And also f*cking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right f*cking.
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"What's love to you?"
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."
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I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.
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Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."
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Piper: "No! No. No, it's not. This is real."
Sam Healy: "How is it real? Wait, which?"
Piper: "The chicken. And the... the chicken."
Piper: "No! No. No, it's not. This is real."
Sam Healy: "How is it real? Wait, which?"
Piper: "The chicken. And the... the chicken."
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Piper: "Why, because all black people love chicken?"
Red: "Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken."
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Pennsatucky: "It weren't my fault. I was just doing as the Spirit commanded."
Pussey: "F*ck are you? Joan of Arc?"
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Pussey: "F*ck are you? Joan of Arc?"
Pennsatucky: "No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany..."
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P*rnstache: "You are not an agent of God, okay? God can do so much better than you. You must know that, right?"
Pennsatucky: "Know what?"
P*rnstache: "Jesus Christ, how the f*ck did you survive infancy?"
Pennsatucky: "My auntie helped my momma..."
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Larry: "She's guilty she's leaving. It's a guilt pig roasting box."
Pete: "At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?"
Larry: "A baby?"
Pete: "You can't eat it."
Pete: "At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?"
Larry: "A baby?"
Pete: "You can't eat it."
Pete Harper in Orange Is the New Black - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Lorna Morello: "I need to start tightening up. You're making me feel like a cave."
Nicky Nichols: "Baby, it's a c*nt, it stretches!"
Lorna Morello: "Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're trying to climb inside my womb."
Nicky Nichols: "Baby, it's a c*nt, it stretches!"
Lorna Morello: "Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're trying to climb inside my womb."
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