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Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.
Sesamstraße
1
Kekse
Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.
Sesamstraße
Kekse
Cookie is like high five for stomach.
Sesamstraße
1
Kekse
Me love to eat cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.
Sesamstraße
Kekse
Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.
Die Muppet Show
Kekse
Sometimes me think, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "a friend is someone to share the last cookie with."
Die Muppet Show
Kekse
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[Asked why he lives in a trash can] Well, the rent is cheap and I love trash, so I figured I would be close to it if I lived in a trash can myself.
Oskar aus der Tonne
in
Sesamstraße
Oh, ich mag Müll!
Alles was staubig ist, schmutzig und dreckig
Alles was rostig ist, gammlig und speckig
Ja, ich mag Müll!
Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash!
Oskar aus der Tonne
in
Sesamstraße
Müll
Elmo thinks it's important to be kind because if you're kind to somebody, then they'll be kind to somebody, and it goes on and on and on.
Elmo
in
Sesamstraße
Ernie
: "You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep."
Count
: "‘Count Sheep?’ Who's that?"
Graf Zahl
in
Sesamstraße
[Bert] I love pigeons more than anything else in this world… besides oatmeal.
Ernie & Bert
in
Sesamstraße
Bad days happen to everyone, but when one happens to you, just keep doing your best and never let a bad day make you feel bad about yourself.
Bibo
in
Sesamstraße
Where there is life, there is hope.
Grobi
in
Sesamstraße
Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?
Bibo
in
Sesamstraße
It is I, your furry pal, Grover!
Grobi
in
Sesamstraße
[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.
Ernie & Bert
in
Sesamstraße
Bananen
Greetings it is I the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count things.
Graf Zahl
in
Sesamstraße
If you keep practicing, you can do anything.
Elmo
in
Sesamstraße
Heute mache ich mal was für Bauch, Beine und Po.
Plätzchen!
Advent
Kekse
Liebe Plätzchen, das sind keine Speckröllchen. Das ist externer Speicherplatz für mehr Bauchgefühl.
Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.
Süßigkeiten
Kekse
Du kannst nicht mit Keksen die alltäglichen Dinge des Lebens kaufen.
Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
Edward in
Edward mit den Scherenhänden
Kekse
I don't want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar-free sugar cookies.
Queenie in
Animal Crossing
1
Kekse
Ich hab die Ernährungspyramide gerade nicht mehr im Kopf... wie viele Kekspackungen soll man noch gleich am Tag essen?
I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many cookies should I be eating today again?
Kekse
Wer isst schon eine Millionen Plätzchen in einer Nacht und wird nicht fett? Ich krieg' das hin.
Who can eat millions of cookies in one night and not get fat? Well, I can.
Santa Claus in
The Christmas Chronicles
Weihnachtsmann
Kekse
Ich liebe rohen Keksteig, direkt aus der Schüssel. Marshmallow Masse mag ich auch.
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.
Sandra Bullock
Kekse
Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
Barbara Jordan
Kekse
Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.
Heather Brewer
in
Vladimir Tod
2
Kekse
Statler
: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf
: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler
: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"
Waldorf & Statler
in
Die Muppet Show
Statler
: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf
: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."
Waldorf & Statler
in
Die Muppet Show
- Staffel 1 Episode 2
Piggy
: "Ich weiß nicht, Dr. Bob, ich glaube, er hat Fieber. Er fühlt sich so heiß an."
Dr. Bob
: "So? Na, dann holen Sie mal das Senftöpfchen!"
Piggy
: "Wieso Senf?"
Dr. Bob
: "Na, weil auf Hot Dogs Ketchup oder Senf gehört."
Doctor Bob
in
Die Muppet Show
Statler
: "Sie könnten diese Show ja sehr leicht verbessern, wenn sie den Schluss ändern würden."
Waldorf
: "So, wie denn?"
Statler
: "Wenn gleich nach dem Anfang der Schluss käme."
Waldorf & Statler
in
Die Muppet Show
Waldorf
: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit
: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf
: "No, the show. He's sick of it."
Waldorf & Statler
in
Die Muppet Show
- Staffel 4 Episode 13
Waldorf
: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler
: "What?"
Waldorf
: "It ends."
Waldorf & Statler
in
Die Muppet Show
- Staffel 4 Episode 3
Bert
: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie
: "Absolutely, Bert."
Ernie & Bert
in
Die Muppet Show
- Staffel 1 Episode 2
You'd be a grouch, too, if you lived in a trash can.
Oskar aus der Tonne
in
Sesamstraße
It's incredible where you can go with your imagination.
Elmo
in
Sesamstraße
Statler
: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf
: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler
: "The seats face the stage."
Waldorf & Statler
in
Die Muppet Show
- Staffel 2 Episode 1
Waldorf
: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler
: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"
Waldorf & Statler
in
Die Muppet Show
- Staffel 5 Episode 18
Sesamstraße
Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.
Kermit der Frosch
in
Die Muppet Show
You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.
Kermit der Frosch
in
Die Muppet Show
- Before You Leap
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Kekse
Sesamstraße
Die Muppet Show
Ernie & Bert
Oskar aus der Tonne
Elmo
Graf Zahl
Grobi
Bibo
Waldorf & Statler
Kekse
Sesamstraße
Die Muppet Show
Ernie & Bert
Waldorf & Statler