Korb-Sprüche - So verteilst du richtige Körbe!

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Mrs M, if we were the last three humans on earth, I would be trying to start a family with Baldrick.

Actually, I wanted to stop being mean. But everyone else has to stop being dumb first.

"Hey, would you mind if I smoke a cigarette?"
"I wouldn't even mind when you lit yourself on fire."

Casanova: "Hello, beautiful. May I take this seat?"
Rachel Stone: "Take it anywhere you like."

I only want one thing of men, and that is, that they should leave me alone.

When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome. And then, of course, you spoke.

"The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!"
"The only honest things I can say to you are insults."

If I were in your shoes I would be looking for someone a little more entertaining, a little more fun, and maybe even a little more attainable.

They missed a great opportunity to shut up.

I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm extremly busy with work and raising my son, and I just have no room in my life for the kind of intimacy you are clearly craving. But I really comment you on your directness and your bravado and I really hope that you find what you're looking for. Goodbye, now.

Can't spell STUPID without U right in the middle.

The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

I'll be very clear here, because you and I face an evolutionary gap.

The power of "no" means you're educating people in how to treat you.

If you can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all.

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Lord Melchett: "Ah, Blackadder, talking to yourself, I see."
Blackadder: "Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation."

Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?

You wanna know how great men get power? It's not because they earn it, or because they deserve it. It is because when the moment comes, they take it.

Catch flights, not feelings!

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure.

A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

You make me want to be a better man.

Tress considered herself to be categorically boring. She liked her tea lukewarm, she went to bed on time, she loved her parents, occasionally squabbled with her little brother, and didn't litter. She was fair at needlepoint, and had a talent for baking. But had no other noteworthy skills. She didn't train at fencing in secret, she couldn't talk to animals, she had no hidden royalty or deities in her lineage. Though her great-grandmother Glorf had once reportedly waved at the king.

Life breaks us, Teft. Then we fill the cracks with something stronger.

I've lived seven lifetimes, and I have never had a friend quite like you.

Running may help for a little while, but sooner or later the pain catches up with you. And the only way to get rid of it is to stand your ground and face it.

One can go to war alone, but you can't build peace alone.