Zitate und Sprüche von Klaus Hargreeves

Therapist: "You need to stop doing these weird things. Go out sometime."
Klaus: "I went to the park today."
Therapist: "There you go! I hope you got something from that."
Klaus: "[Opens up coat] This duck."

Where has it gotten me? Nowhere. I can't talk to the person I love. People still don't take me seriously. I wanna be numb again.

The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

If you don't make it back, there's one thing that I need to tell you...

Five: "Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a five letter word for 'disappointment'."
Diego: "Klaus."
Five: "It fits."

You don't get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself.

When something seems too perfect, it's usually anything but.

I'd ask what you're up to, Klaus, but then it occurred to me: I don't care.

We didn't choose this life, we're just living in it.

"Everybody else can see Ben, right?"
"Yeah, and he's a complete d-ckhead."

I think maybe you're the only person who really knows who I am and still likes me anyway.

War. Such a fascinating concept. A temporary salve for a permanent human flaw.

We all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love.

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.