Spaß ist wie eine Lebensversicherung; je älter man wird, desto teurer ist er.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.SpaßKin Hubbard
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.Kin Hubbard
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.Kin Hubbard
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.Kin Hubbard
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.Kin Hubbard