Zitate und Sprüche von Kin Hubbard

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

Biden has won so many times in Michigan now.
He's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.

There's nothing wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain

East Coast style + Midwest charm = Ohio girl

Coming from southeast Ohio it's a very impoverished area and the poverty rate is almost two times the national average.

Ohio girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Ohio.

If you don't like the weather in Southern Ohio, just wait 15 minutes.

Ohio girls have that inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girl.

If I were giving a young man advice as to how he might succeed in life, I would say to him, "pick out a good father and mother, and begin life in Ohio."

In Northeast Ohio, nothing is given. Everything is earned. You work for what you have.

I love Ohio.

As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio, about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of the Wrights have been in my memories as long as I can remember.

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Ohio - and that's pretty much the same thing.

What does a man from Indiana say in bed?
Hoosier Daddy?!

I did plays in high school, but I was convinced you couldn't make a living doing it. You don't have a lot of options in Indiana anyway, though, so I didn't want to stay there. I graduated early and worked a bunch of really odd jobs, and then I joined the Marines.

After I sang 'Back Home In Indiana' the first time, I became a Hoosier.

Black bandana, sweet Louisiana
Robbin' on a bank in the state of Indiana
She's a runner, rebel and a stunner
On her merry way sayin', 'Baby, what you gonna- ?'
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal .45
Just another way to survive

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Indiana - and that's pretty much the same thing.

You've got to have fun in life. Otherwise, wow - imagine life without fun.

Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.

'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back!

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

It understandably creates a great sense of fear. There are many things that we knew would happen... I'm not here to say "I told you so".