Zitate und Sprüche von Kermit der Frosch

Zitate und Sprüche von Kermit der Frosch

Kermit der Frosch (engl. Kermit the Frog) ist eine Hauptfigur der Muppet Show und gilt als Jim Hensons bekannteste Schöpfung.

Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.
You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.
Die Muppet Show - Before You Leap
Listen everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? Well because, thanks to Walter here we tried. And if we failed, we failed together and to me that's not failing at all.
I've got a dream too, but it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with.
Just because you haven't found your talent yet, doesn't mean you don't have one.
Rico Rodriguez: "Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
Kermit: "Yes I am!"
Gonzo: "Hey, Kermit, are you busy?"
Kermit: "Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute."
Gonzo: "What would I do with your ear?"
Kermit: "Van Gogh impressions."
Die Muppet Show - Staffel 1 Episode 9

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Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"
Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 1 Episode 2
Piggy: "Ich weiß nicht, Dr. Bob, ich glaube, er hat Fieber. Er fühlt sich so heiß an."
Dr. Bob: "So? Na, dann holen Sie mal das Senftöpfchen!"
Piggy: "Wieso Senf?"
Dr. Bob: "Na, weil auf Hot Dogs Ketchup oder Senf gehört."
Statler: "Sie könnten diese Show ja sehr leicht verbessern, wenn sie den Schluss ändern würden."
Waldorf: "So, wie denn?"
Statler: "Wenn gleich nach dem Anfang der Schluss käme."
Waldorf: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf: "No, the show. He's sick of it."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 4 Episode 13
Waldorf: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler: "What?"
Waldorf: "It ends."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 4 Episode 3
Statler: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler: "The seats face the stage."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 2 Episode 1
Nurse Piggy: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."
Doctor Bob in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 1 Episode 17
Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 5 Episode 18
Waldorf: "Well, this has been an evening to remember."
Statler: "Why?"
Waldorf: "I forgot."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 4 Episode 18
Waldorf: "Do you think there's life in outer space?"
Statler: "There's certainly none in this theater."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 4 Episode 17
Statler: "Bist Du bereit für den Weltuntergang?"
Waldorf: "Ja. Schlimmer als diese Show kann er nicht sein."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 5 Episode 24
Statler: "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point."
Waldorf: "I hope so. Otherwise I would've bored half the audience half to death."
Statler: "You mean half the audience is still alive?"
Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."
Ernie & Bert in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 1 Episode 2
Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.
Statler: "Is this movie in 3D?"
Waldorf: "Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been."
Waldorf: "Pay up, they made it through another one."
Statler: "Double or nothing on next week's show?"
Waldorf: "You're on."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 1 Episode 6
Statler: "I liked that last number."
Waldorf: "What did you like about it?"
Statler: "It was the LAST number."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 3 Episode 6
Die klügsten Menschen die ich kenne, sind im Inneren alle Kinder.
Meine Hoffnung ist, dass ich diese Welt ein bisschen besser hinterlasse, als ich sie vorgefunden habe.
When The Muppet Show ended, we all sat around and said, what kind of television show would we like to do. We felt the need these days are for some quality children's programming.
Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending.
The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!
Woah… pretty heavy philosophical stuff for a cartoon show!
The enemy of my enemy is my bro!
April O'Neil: "What are you?"
Leonardo: "Well, miss, we're ninjas."
Raphael: "We're mutants!"
Donatello: "Technically, we're turtles."
Michelangelo: "And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations."
April O'Neil: "So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?"
Donatello: "When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!"
Der Frosch, der am lautesten quakt, wird zu allererst vom Storch gefressen.
Die Frösche tun sich selber schaden,
wenn sie den Storch zu Gaste laden.
Wo betrinkt sich eine Mücke am liebsten?
In Sekt.
Statler: "He was doing okay until he fell off the stage."
Waldorf: "Wrong. He was doing okay until he came on the stage."
Waldorf & Statler in Die Muppet Show - Staffel 2 Episode 15
Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.
[Bert] I love pigeons more than anything else in this world… besides oatmeal.
Raphael: "Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?"
Michelangelo: "You made me promise never to say it again."
Raphael: "Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?"
Michelangelo: "I've been holding it in for years... COWABUNGA!"
I do not wish to fight. But cast a stone into the lake, and the ripples will return to you.
Who were you expecting, maybe the Addams Family?
Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.
Raphael: "Drive!"
Vernon Fenwick: "You're a talking turtle."
Raphael: "Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, hit it!"
Do I need to remind you who has four shells and defeated the Shredder?
Wozu gibt's Tage? Tage sind, wo wir leben. Sie kommen, sie wecken uns, immer und immer wieder. Sie sind da, um in ihnen glücklich zu sein. Wo sonst sollten wir leben?
Zwei an einem Tag - Staffel 1 Episode 1

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