Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show
You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show, Before You Leap
Listen everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? Well because, thanks to Walter here we tried. And if we failed, we failed together and to me that's not failing at all.Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show
I've got a dream too, but it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with.Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show
Just because you haven't found your talent yet, doesn't mean you don't have one.Kermit der Frosch in Die Muppet Show
Rico Rodriguez: "Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
Kermit: "Yes I am!"
Gonzo: "Hey, Kermit, are you busy?"
Kermit: "Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute."
Gonzo: "What would I do with your ear?"
Kermit: "Van Gogh impressions."