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A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

A hangover is just your body telling you that you're an idiot.

Summer: "I wish I could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water."
Marissa: "Yeah, that's a hangover."

Hangovers don't last forever but drunk memories do.

You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.

There are three certainties in life: honor, death, and hangovers.

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

There are a lot of good books around. People don't read any more. It's a sad state of affairs. Reading's the only thing that allows you to use your imagination. When you watch films it's someone else's vision, isn't it?

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.

I am not the least afraid to die.

Having to fight for the thing you want doesn't mean you deserve it any less.

Killing people is a bad habit... but I can't seem to quit.

Tress considered herself to be categorically boring. She liked her tea lukewarm, she went to bed on time, she loved her parents, occasionally squabbled with her little brother, and didn't litter. She was fair at needlepoint, and had a talent for baking. But had no other noteworthy skills. She didn't train at fencing in secret, she couldn't talk to animals, she had no hidden royalty or deities in her lineage. Though her great-grandmother Glorf had once reportedly waved at the king.

"I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword."
She raised an eyebrow.
"Sharp as hell," Lightsong said, "but lacking a point."

You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

Parents and schools should place great emphasis on the idea that it is all right to be different. Racism and all the other 'isms' grow from primitive tribalism, the instinctive hostility against those of another tribe, race, religion, nationality, class or whatever. You are a lucky child if your parents taught you to accept diversity.

Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.

What can he possibly have done, that he rather go to jail than admit to?
Unless... life with Julie Cooper is tougher than we thought.